Duhhhhh... everyone knows that he only likes peppermint sprinkles on his MOCHA coffee, which he only has during Tuesdays.
... you didn't throw away the peppermint sprinkles entirely, did you?
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SilverNight wrote:It is with a heavy heart that I must recap the events of yesterday.
On March 21st, YWS was struck with a Category Five Bob Event. The incident was triggered after one of the “mods”/boberators (I will not be naming names) assigned to the job of keeping Bob happy only did seventeen of the eighteen praise rituals Bob needs every day. The results were immediate and disastrous. YWS’ population of chickens was in terrible danger after the Chicken Lit genre received a devastating attack from Bob’s wrath and was nearly destroyed, but with a swift response from the boberator team, the Chicken Lit genre was saved and restored.
It is more important to keep moving forward in the fallout of disasters like these than to dwell on it, so instead of logging a 0 days note yesterday, I decided to log a 1 day note today. Stay hopeful and brave, team— we will get the hang of this.~ 1 day since Bob last got unhappy ~
Seirre wrote:I wouldn't usually suggest such an extreme measure, but...would it be possible to simply banish Bob from the YWS Kingdom at this point? I mean, let's be honest, this is getting a bit out of control. He's a tyrant who demands constant validation, attention, and costly placation, and frankly we have neither the funds nor manpower to keep this up indefinitely. @_@
Clearly he isn't that influential if half of us don't even know who he is or what his origin is. I really think his reign is being powered solely by the air of mystery that surrounds him. Why can't we just...put him on a boat send him off to an isolated island? We can make sure it has a similar climate to the dungeon under the green room (mossy, damp - jungle vibes, perhaps?) and we can call it a "vacation" if that will make him more cooperative. Send along a cup of coffee with peppermint sprinkles as well, for good riddance.
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