Negative Infinity (awesome nick, btw) I do no poetry. Sorry. Guineapiggirl (man, I really need a nick for you) I'll do the novels as soon as possible. But unfortunately, I do no poetry.
I tell the neophyte: Write a million words–the absolute best you can write, then throw it all away and bravely turn your back on what you have written. At that point, you’re ready to begin. — David Eddings