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meloncalling
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Thu Dec 24, 2020 4:22 am
meloncalling says... · Thu Dec 24, 2020 4:22 am
I may or may not have burnt the house down.




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Ignorance
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Thu Dec 24, 2020 4:23 am
Ignorance says... · Thu Dec 24, 2020 4:23 am
...You what?! But why?!

Oh can it, there’s no reasonable explanation for this.
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meloncalling
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Thu Dec 24, 2020 4:27 am
meloncalling says... · Thu Dec 24, 2020 4:27 am
It was an accident! I was trying to make a nice dinner for all of us, and I didn't know that the salad was burning until after it was too late!




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Ignorance
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Thu Dec 24, 2020 4:28 am
Ignorance says... · Thu Dec 24, 2020 4:28 am
...You... burnt a salad. How does one- how does one burn a salad?!

...Were you trying to cook a salad?
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meloncalling
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Thu Dec 24, 2020 4:31 am
meloncalling says... · Thu Dec 24, 2020 4:31 am
...Am I not supposed to put salad in the oven for 3 and a half hours?




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Ignorance
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Thu Dec 24, 2020 4:32 am
Ignorance says... · Thu Dec 24, 2020 4:32 am
Janus facepalms.

...You... really aren’t-

How does one burn down a house preparing a simple salad, of all things?!
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meloncalling
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Thu Dec 24, 2020 4:34 am
meloncalling says... · Thu Dec 24, 2020 4:34 am
Hey, you promised not to get mad!




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Ignorance
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Thu Dec 24, 2020 4:37 am
Ignorance says... · Thu Dec 24, 2020 4:37 am
We never said that we promised.

Yeah, we just asked what had happened. Pay attention.
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meloncalling
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Thu Dec 24, 2020 4:40 am
meloncalling says... · Thu Dec 24, 2020 4:40 am
...Okay you really have to promise you won't get mad about this part.




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Ignorance
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Thu Dec 24, 2020 4:42 am
Ignorance says... · Thu Dec 24, 2020 4:42 am
*sigh* Fine.

/Sure/, whatever.
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meloncalling
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Thu Dec 24, 2020 4:51 am
meloncalling says... · Thu Dec 24, 2020 4:51 am
I told Patton that some of the ashes were edible and so he and Remus started eating the burnt house ashes... Oh yeah I probably k·lled the dog in the process too, but let's worry about that later-




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Ignorance
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Thu Dec 24, 2020 4:55 am
Ignorance says... · Thu Dec 24, 2020 4:55 am
...We don’t have a dog?? Cam- who’s dog was in the house-

But are we gonna brush past the fact that Patton and Remus are eating ashes and will most likely get sick?!
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meloncalling
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Thu Dec 24, 2020 4:59 am
meloncalling says... · Thu Dec 24, 2020 4:59 am
1, there was a dog in our house and I didn't know who's dog it was, and 2, apparently yes.




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Ignorance
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Thu Dec 24, 2020 5:24 am
Ignorance says... · Thu Dec 24, 2020 5:24 am
Either way, a dog fricken d•ed and Patt and Rem will end up really sick, so this is just a recipe for chaos!!
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meloncalling
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Thu Dec 24, 2020 6:30 am
meloncalling says... · Thu Dec 24, 2020 6:30 am
Well I know that, but is there any way I can make it up to you?



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