It's a pair of wireless earbuds and a little note that said "I heard you like listening to music. I hope you don't panic (at the disco) too much when listening with these".
Uh, Lisa, the whole reason we have elected officials is so we don't have to think all the time. Just like that rainforest scare a few years back: our officials saw there was a problem and they fixed it, didn't they? — Homer Simpson