Young Writers Society

Ok, prepare yourself. When I get bored weird things happen, like this song. Actually its not that recent, but I was bored when I wrote it.

To the tune of "I'm my own grampa."

A letty is a plant that has been cut up into meat
That strangely has been sprouting arms and legs and hands and feet
That sat upon a gumdrop for three days and one half hour
And then is baked into a pie with lots and lots of flour

Its eaten by a St. Bernard that lives with good St. Peter
Who's sister has a goldfish but she doesn't want to eat her
The goldfish tried to sue her but it didn't carry through
And now they've all been chucked in jail which makes them all feal blue

Oh, Letty letty loooooo
Lettty. letty Loooooo (Do do do do do)
Loo loo loo loo loo loo,
loo loo loo loo loo loo,
oh Letty Letty Loooo.

The jailor told the inmates there was no more letty pie
Then Peter's sister's goldfish anounced she was gunna cry
The Sister tried to comfort her, but no, it did not work,
The dog said to the jailor they were driveing him beserk

They were sentenced to a trial and were marched up to the court,
St. Peter whispered to his dog that it was such a bore,
Just as the sleeping goldfish let out a booming snore,
The judge anounced that he was convicting the fameous four,

Oh, Letty letty loooooo
Lettty. letty Loooooo (Do do do do do)
Loo loo loo loo loo loo,
loo loo loo loo loo loo,
oh Letty Letty Loooo.

Since they had lost the trial they were chucked back into jail,
unless they wanted to pay fifty million dollars bail,
Pooch gave them his last penny and his eyed filled up with tears,
And once releasd he ran down to the bar and got some beers..

He drank all through the morning and continued through the night,
He gave the other patrons such a terrifying fright,
They doused him in cold water and then dumped him back in jail,
And he didn't have a penny so he couldn't pay the bail

Oh, Letty letty loooooo
Lettty. letty Loooooo (Do do do do do)
Loo loo loo loo loo loo,
loo loo loo loo loo loo,
oh Letty Letty Loooo.


The end.. :p There you have it.. It makes no sence whatsoever, but I like it anyway.

i think its funny and random and and confusing, kinda like you!!! its cool. the lyrics are actually pretty clever, even if they make NO sense whatsoevever.i wish some other people would respond to it, i was looking forward to what people would say...

Yes, me too, but its not too late. They can still post. *Makes puppy eyes at whoevers looking* lol

YAY!

I like it; it's groovy, random and weird. The sad thing is it makes sense to me...

...ah well. This is one of those cool songs you sometimes find in the middle of an alternative album that stick in your head for a couple of days, and that's not a bad thing.