Oh man! I wrote this at work -- it needs a lot of work. But I was trying to style it after the poem "Marriage" by Gregory Corso: http://www.litkicks.com/Texts/Marriage.html Corso's is one of my favorite poems, and I often ask a similar question, but with a slightly different topic.
4.9. The Question of Carriage
Should I, listen - should I have a baby - some day?
This is the question, and everyone expects a decent answer -
of course, they're expecting, and they never believe what I say
as if my human mind stands no chance against its insides,
well - this may be true.
There's no problem with conception, and in broadscape
this seems the best part. Reclining or on top,
that desk seems cleared, the wall, garage;
does the intent effect the mood? If I imagine them
flapping like salmon - if I laugh, will my baby be
conceived too humorously? Will it know I giggled at
the harbinger of its DNA? Call me out on this someday?
"Mom, you laughed; and stop calling me it".
Baby, I wish we were all it, but this is not the time
for a pronoun debate. And if this happens accidentally -
when I'm not ready - God!
I've never heard a more controversial eraser!
No, let's stick to the pencil, and pronoun ambiguity.
Could I handle the expansion? My hips just might crack open -
I've seen the bellies rumbling, rolling with a person; if it
weren't contained I imagine it would climb up and box the lungs,
pull on my tongue. Maybe I don't have enough skin to stretch out,
contain him - is this a good excuse? It's not?
And when people speak to my stomach - what to think about that!
I could talk about it with him later: "Baby, you couldn't see her,
but she was FAT, wasn't even talking to the right part -
you weren't at my belly button, but hanging at the bladder,
that's your hotspot."
It won't stay in there forever, to great fortune or misfortune -
it's going to come out full of slush and snot;
Can I carry around enough Kleenex? Or will my collection of purses
be stuffed with too many blankets and pacis - to the brim -
I'll drop my purse in the aisle, it'll be just like high school,
except instead of papers, I'll be shoveling up diapers.
Everyone will watch and ask the question, "Where's the father?
Is he at work or in a police blotter? Poor woman! Poor woman!"
My friends can help me look after it, toddlers are entertaining
enough - this will help acclimate him to Bizarre Types,
this will make him tough and he'll have a collection of come-backs
startling for a four-year-old; his father will be proud.
When she's five, we will talk about all the problems with Western Civ,
she won't be listening well, but children are sponges, correct?
Can I give her five names? One for each weekday,
potluck on the weekends, I am a fan of variety -
will teachers grow upset with me?
"It's Suzie today, sorry, Wednesday is Jenny."
I could be its best friend, since my friends never spoiled me,
in fact they called out my mistakes and gave me apt advice -
But WAIT, that doesn't sound right, I think I need
to be the Hand of Authority, the Now-Listen-Here, bend down
for a spanking! Spit out your gum! Because I said so!
Because I said so - that just means, "God, I'm fatigued!"
Twenty years of tiredness and split-ends, dirty coffee mugs,
mom sweaters - is this me? Is this what I mean?
Grandma, pinching his cheeks, while I ask her to be less typical,
and that's not normal, me giving him lizards for pets
because dogs -- too easy! Want responsibility?
A bearded dragon, that's where it's at.
If it's a picky eater, frowning at the roast beef,
how can I make it eat? So many children's books,
one must reveal the secret of tricking a person
to eat the sorry food that I make anxiously -
will I even make meat? The ethics of child-rearing!
How do I answer its onslaught of questions, that rain down
like unrelenting accusations on my parenting skills!
Keep mum about faith, maybe, but its awaiting response,
and its thrilling to think I can let it grow up to be
anything, but my every move is an influence,
and the world - they'll all judge me.
With all that time and money sucked away, he'll still hate me!
Or at least grow into that, it won't be my fault, but biologically!
And then at that point I'm waiting for aging to hit,
and know she sure will cry when I die - what a reward!
I'm being too harsh now, of course. Still, can I say - no?
Do the ingredients of a family must contain a spawn?
I can replace it with new flavors:
three cats, a man, a lady, a hobby, Italy?
Or a motley crew of street rats, as long as they
don't come out of my maze of insides -
I might be okay. And I'm okay to change my mind -
or not to change it;
if family doesn't come naturally,
I'll be sure to take photos of the synthesis
of whatever brothers and sisters
I'm willing to put into this thing.
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Again with the ending. =/
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