Young Writers Society

Oh yeah, teenagers are actually born in the 90's now.

To those of you whom said this was alward:
No it isn't. I wouldn't live a life without death. To know I can never die takes the fun out of the dangerous things. There is no point to defying death. And I want to laugh in its face! Not thinking about death doesn't delay its arrival at all. And ignoring that its there, and that it happens, and that it has happened isn't necesarily very healthy either.

Know that if you are born, you will die. There are only two absolutes to this world. That which lives, dies. That which has died, lived. That's it. Everything else is subjective, or irrelivent.

I wont have an epitaph. I am going to have my ashes put into the concrete mix for a very nice bench in a park somewhere. It will say "Enjoy a sit." on it. By god, my death will be usefull to someone.

My epitaph... hmm... I think it would read something like: "She swore to live forever or dying trying"

Or:
"By those that knew her work she was called great
By those who knew her reputation she was called admirable
By those the knew her she was called Duskykins Dorkenstein"

Or perhaps:
"All endings are happy. If yours isn't, it's not the end.
[insert real name] 1989-[insert year I died]"

Hmmm..

If I'm being serious:
"Here lies Gareth. The greatest man who ever lived."
Not a guarantee.

And If I'm not:
Help, get me out!
He got me....now he's coming after you!
See you on Halloween!
I'm with Stupid
If you can read this, your still alive
Toaster+Fork= Nasty aftermath
Please knock.

And to those who say it's akward I think QiGuaiGongFu put it right.

I will have a 100-line epic poem proclaiming my glory to the generations to follow.

"Keep of the mound of dirt"

"Don't touch"

"Lend me a fiver? Pay you back later."

"I'm a song from the sixties"

"Now I'm dead and gone, I don't want anybody to morn beside my grave"

"Now don't you push me too far, I'm telling you straight, don't drive my car!"

"Oh. So now you pay attention to me. You're a little bit late, idiot."

Then my name and May 31, 1990--date of death.

Clever, niteowl.

Bobo wrote:"I'm a song from the sixties"

This is good. These might be better.

"You only think I'm dead."

"Don't look behind you."

"Your shoes are untied."

"If a bird poops on my grave I'll haunt you until you kill it."

"At birth I was young, in my age I was old, in death I'm dead."

"I can't afford witty epitaphs."

"Who would have thought? Battery Acid and Condoms don't mix after all!"

"Greatness is achieved through...
uh...
...ah f*** it."

"What sniper?"

"Danger: this plot is mined."

"Just remember, while you're down their weeping, I'm up here having the time of my death!"

"Not the red one!"

"It's hot down here!"

Some suggestions:

"Quiet! I'm trying to sleep."

"Now I know everything...including what you did last summer."

"I'm not dead, I'm merely respiratonally challenged!"

"Yeah, so electricity and water dont mix. Who knew?"

"Whatever they tell you, I didnt do it."

"I wont tell if you dont"

"Buried alive"

"Rolling over in my grave..."

"Do not feed the dead people."

"I see dead people"

"Look behind you..."

Of course, personally I dont want a grave - I want to be cremated and scattered in Doubtless Bay. So they can use one of these on the monument to my greatness LMAO.

"Be Ashamed to die until you have won a victory for mankind"

There is no better party than the after life.
Come I and join us!
Get off my lawn, whippersnappers!

I've thought it would be funny to have, "Been there, done that, got the gravestone."