I memorized Edgar Allan Poe's "The Raven", and recited it for a group of 7-9 year olds on Poe's 200th birthday. I also baked cupcakes for that occasion, which gave those kids a reason to sit through my *very* abridged version of Poe's life. (Didn't mention anything about him marrying his 14 year old cousin.)
The history of the world My pet Is learn forgiveness And try to forget! -Sweeney Todd
I'm a damsel... I'm in distress... I can handle it. Have a nice day. -Hercules
Masquerade! Paper faces on parade Masquerade Hide your face so the world can never find you. -The Phantom of the Opera
Let's see, a random fact.... I got stung by a jellyfish last year at Virginia beach. Umm... I also used to refuse to eat carrots unless they were dipped in ketchup.
~Miniauthor~
Kaiba: I'm here for your Blue-eyes old man, and I won't take no for an answer. Now give it to me. Yugi's Grandpa: No. Kaiba: Curses. Foiled again.
There are two kinds of folks who sit around thinking about how to kill people: psychopaths and mystery writers. I'm the kind that pays better. ~Rick Castle
In 6th grade the most embarrasing thing in my entire life happened to me. This is how it went down:
Me to Guy I like: Hey, what are you guys talking about? Guy I like: Nothing... Me: *playing with a pencil* Cool... Guy I like: ... Me: Hey.. *accidently stabs Guy I like in the eye with SHARPENED the pencil*......OH MY GOD!
I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant. - Robert McCloskey
Teacher: What do we, in the U.S enjoy from places like Mexico? Student: Wait, legally?
you'll never find another sweet little girl with sequined sea foam eyes ocean lapping voice, smile coy as the brightest quiet span of sky and you're all alone again tonight; not again, not again, not again. and don't it feel alright, and don't it feel so nice? lovely.
xD And another one: My uncle is a casting agent and so he knows...celebrities. Well, Ellen Degenerest is the only one I know that he knows of. And my dad's friend knows Stephen Colbert's brother. He works in his office.
The history of the world My pet Is learn forgiveness And try to forget! -Sweeney Todd
I'm a damsel... I'm in distress... I can handle it. Have a nice day. -Hercules
Masquerade! Paper faces on parade Masquerade Hide your face so the world can never find you. -The Phantom of the Opera
I go to a school where all the girls have to wear knee-length kilts (even though I live in England), where the sixth form common room is right next to the staff room and where my dad currently teaches me maths. It's scary.
One time my grandma dragged me and my sister to church (we're both non-religious) and when my grandma tried to put the holy water on me I yelled "EW NO THAT SMELLS GROSS!"
I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant. - Robert McCloskey
Teacher: What do we, in the U.S enjoy from places like Mexico? Student: Wait, legally?
I'm the only history geek out of all my friends so whenever I say something like "Oh my God the British surrendered to the Americans on my birthday in 1776!" They just stare at me... or do this:
I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant. - Robert McCloskey
Teacher: What do we, in the U.S enjoy from places like Mexico? Student: Wait, legally?
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