Young Writers Society

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Well, my internet is back to how it used to be, kicks me off every 17 seconds, takes 5 seconds to get back on. It was fixed, but now, my passionate hate for my computer has returned and I am incredibly... pissed.

Just made this topic to let everyone know so I don't have to explain it to everyone I talk to on YIM.

ouch...

The obvios solution is to beat it with a baseball bat. Geez, why didn't you try that, stupid!

If that dosen't work, hit yourself over the head with a baseball bat. That might work.

I find trying to ram cake into the rom drive particularly comforting. Pouring water on the speakers would have the same releaving effect. I would suggest a stiff drink but you're a bit young... so why don't you pour the stiff drink on the computer too.

Yeah, food is good for computers.

Try some haggis on the video card, and maybe some moldy sausage ground into the keyboard.

ohhewwo wrote:Yeah, food is good for computers.

Try some haggis on the video card, and maybe some moldy sausage ground into the keyboard.

Splendid idea! You make funny mustaches on people's faces using ketchup on your monitor screen,

Just gonna burn the b*stard.

That seems to be the most practical solution. *hands Nai a lighter* Go for it.

If Bazoo were here he would know what to do. he wa mad at his PC... he took a giant gun abnd blasted it... it destroyed the world.... all but the pc... LMAO bwahahaha evil pc

I usually fix my computer by banging it on the side as hard as I can.

No joke - it works every time. For me, at least.

Otherwise I just threaten to compile it into the calculator it is at heart.

Hmmm.. maybe I could punch it and see if it works..

I already know that when I slam my fist on the desk my printer prints a blank page

I knew it! As soon as it started to have that sign every 15 seconds, 'anair is now available.'

.Just start shouting and screaming at it.

My comp is always kicking me off the internet when I'm on msn so I hardly ever get on anymore. It makes me want to throw it across the room.

Maybe you have the same virus/problem/malfunction as me..

Doesn't it make you want to brutally murder your computer?

Mine just kicks me off at random times... usually IE, not messenger.

right now i'm at my mom's library (she works at an elememnart school) and every scomputer is a mac. i hate macs. right now, the fourm is all messed up (just for me, I hope) so it's wonderufully confusing, and let's not get in to how long it took me to log in. and msn web mesenger won't work here, either. gar. I hear ya, nai. i hear ya.