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PIGEONS!



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Tue May 03, 2005 3:39 am
ohhewwo says...



Sometimes ....

I kill pigeonsthere I said it! I admit it! I do sometimes kill pigeons, but only for survival purposes!
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Tue May 03, 2005 4:35 am
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*backs away slowly* ok then ohhewwo...hehe...i'll be going now...*turns around and runs*
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Tue May 03, 2005 6:24 am
Emma says...



You evil person! *points finger to you* EVIL!!!

You are sick, man, very sick... And why did you mention that?!
  





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Tue May 03, 2005 9:11 pm
Dargquon Ql'deleodna says...



because ........ he just did .... random out burst of crazy talk ..... dont mind him he be crazy
  





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Wed May 04, 2005 1:41 am
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Yeah, it runs in my family.

We run a gourmet road kill restaraunt.
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Wed May 04, 2005 1:42 am
Dargquon Ql'deleodna says...



as well as a squirril cooker (electrifying squirril bird feeder)

dont you stil have that?
  





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Wed May 04, 2005 2:09 am
Areida says...



Have you heard the song "Poisoning Pigeons in the Park" ? Here's part of it:

"Every Sunday you'll see
my sweetheart and me
as we poison the pigeons in the park.

When they see us coming
The birdies all try and hide
But still go for peanuts
When coated with cyanide.

The sun's shining bright!
Everything seems all right
When we're poisoning pigeons in the park"

MWAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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Wed May 04, 2005 2:20 am
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Wait...can I eat that?

Ah, how could you? Pigeons are a major part of the human life cycle!

Does killing pigeons really fulfill you? Does it fill that hole in your heart? HUH? HUH?! Thats right, didn't think so. Try crows instead, much funner.

But seriously, can I eat them?
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Wed May 04, 2005 5:37 pm
Matt Bellamy says...



:shock:

You killed my cousin, didn't you?!

*flies away in panic*
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Wed May 04, 2005 5:43 pm
Lollipop says...



Heehee! You're bad. But it's ok cause lots of people kill pigeons. I think...... :?

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Wed May 04, 2005 5:49 pm
Sureal says...



You kill pidgeons? So what?

I kill babies.

Only for survival purposes of course. That, plus they taste like chicken.
And I like chicken.



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Wed May 04, 2005 6:35 pm
Zion says...



Once ive EATEN a pigeon FOR REAL! Nothing special. Worse than chicken. It has loads a bones and very little meat
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Wed May 04, 2005 6:57 pm
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Oh.

Any particular reason why you ate a pigeon?
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Wed May 04, 2005 8:25 pm
Areida says...



... that's what I was wondering. Because that's pretty nasty Arvy. I'm sorry you ate it... sounds gross. *shudder*
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Wed May 04, 2005 9:15 pm
emotion_less says...



Pigeons always run away when I go near them, just like most people do when I meet them... hmm... I wonder why...

Just wondering, but do Dargquon Ql'deleodna and ohhewwo know each other?
  








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