He was adorable—in the same manner as a pathetic, soaking wet kitten in the rain
Something I want to insert into a story someday
He was adorable—in the same manner as a pathetic, soaking wet kitten in the rain
my friend: cause if you arrange flowers you're a florist
me: so if you arrange cars you're a racist??
"Deadshot's a go."
gremlingeodes wrote:i swear if they keep discarding their 'stuff' in the river if the alcoholism doesn't start collecting kidneys i will
- me dont ask
"I don't see a father in your contacts..."
This is me, who wanted to do something important, but instead just forgot what it was.
he goes to wizard jail for his wizard crimes, funniest thing i’ve ever seen
Santa commits vehicular manslaughter
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