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Mon May 30, 2022 11:55 am
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NewHope says...



What did Chris Rock say to Will Smith?

Is it my turn to slap you now?
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Phillauthet says...



A man walks into a zoo. The only animal there is a dog. It's a shitzu.
bleh?
  





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fatherfig says...



A man trained for 7 days, but got no further than he was before. Why?

Spoiler! :
It was a round trip.
"i dont slay i slaughter, luke i am your father..." ~fatherfig
  





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Phillauthet says...



What did the pirate say when he turned 80

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Aye matey
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"The trouble with Borrowing another mind was, you always felt out of place when you got back to your own body, and Granny was the first person ever to read the mind of a building. Now she was feeling big and gritty and full of passages. 'Are you all right?' Granny nodded, and opened her windows. She extended her east and west wings and tried to concentrate on the tiny cup held in her pillars."
— Terry Pratchett, Discworld: Equal Rites