Young Writers Society

Granted, but your magnificent style depresses and throws aside many aspiring writers, and soon you are the only writer in the world, and the art of writing quickly dies.

I wish I could go to Nationals.

Granted, but you go to clean clogged toilets, and never see any of the fun stuff.

I wish I got better grades in School.

Granted but everyone accuses you of cheating.

I wish I had enough money for a car.

Granted, but you can't use it for a vehicle of any sort.

I wish I viewed time all at once.

Granted, but it's too much for your human brain to handle and you explode.

I wish I had an avatar like yours <3 C&H

Granted, but Hobbes has a rip in his tums.

I wish I had a potato pancake.

Granted but it's burned.

I wish my hair was long enough that it touched my butt

Granted, but then it gets caught on everything and pretty soon half your scalp is bald.

I wish someone would make me a hamburger

@rosette

Granted, but instead of beef it's made of turkey.

I wish my eyes weren't bothered by the pollen.

@RubyRed - sorry!

Granted! But they're bothered by everything else.

I wish I could write poetry.

@rosette sokay ....

Granted but you cant share it with anyone.

I wish I knew how to speak Spanish well enough that I didn't have to study for my exams in it.

Granted, but your exams are for french.

I summer vacation started now.

Granted, but it ends super early and you have to start school again in a week.

I wish that November was sooner.

Granted, but it's the final month you will exist. On November 30th at 11:59 PM a nearby star goes supernova, and vaporizes our solar system and everything in it.


I wish I had some covfefe.

Granted, but Donald Trump steals it.

I wish no one would corrupt my wish.