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Sat Mar 31, 2007 8:14 am
Dynamo says...



.su gnisufnoc fo tuo skcik sih steg doG esuaceB

If the Thing dances is it called a "Thingamajig?"
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Sat Mar 31, 2007 9:18 am
McMourning says...



Yes, but it should be called a thingdoingdajig.

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Sat Mar 31, 2007 6:11 pm
Leja says...



Because blue tuxedos went out of style in the seventies.

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Sat Mar 31, 2007 6:16 pm
Ani May Queen says...



Magic

Why do dentist even bother to flavor the stuff they use to clean your teeth? It's always going to be disguisting.
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Mon Apr 02, 2007 6:29 am
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Because the stuff they actually use isn't meant to taste good in the first place. They use mind control serum that makes you want to eat nothing but candy, therefore causing you to get cavities. Then you have to go back to the dentist and pay him more money to treat your teeth. It's how they make money. There are two flavors of serum to choose from, peppermint (causes you to think fruits and vegetables taste bad) and cherry (makes you get urges to go to the store and by $50 worth of junk food and eat it all over the course of 1-2 weeks... I mean, hours).

Whenever I talk to somebody about video games they always tell me to get a life before they walk away. Where the heck do you get one of those? I've looked everywhere, even Walmart doesn't have them!
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Mon Apr 02, 2007 11:39 pm
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Internet, definitely. My first bet would be eBay, but shop around first, you might find a better price.

If a person with Multiple Personality Disorder threatens suicide, is it considered a hostage situation?
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Tue Apr 03, 2007 12:07 am
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Only if the other personalities are not suicidal, or one personality is threatening to kill the other personality, but then both personalities would die, so I guess the personality threatening murder would be the suicidal one.

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Tue Apr 03, 2007 1:29 am
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It needs more pixels to work and, therefore, costs too much money to make.

Everyone knows that the sky is blue because sunlight bounces off the oceans and reflects the color on the ozone layer. But my question is, why is the ocean blue? Is it because light from the sun bounces off the ozone layer and reflects the color onto the ocean? Why blue? Water isn't blue. It doesn't have a color, I checked but filling a glass with water and I didn't see any blue!
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Tue Apr 03, 2007 1:38 am
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You have it reversed. The ocean is blue because it reflects the sky. The sky is blue due to the way light bends. In the spectrum, blue bends a certain way (I forgot if it was the longest or the shorest...) and is not refracted by the atmosphere. Therefore we see it.

Learn yourself some science there, buddy.

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Tue Apr 03, 2007 1:50 am
Sumi H. Inkblot says...



IT'S A CONSPIRACY! (always a good answer)

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Wed Apr 04, 2007 9:22 pm
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IT'S A CONSPIRACY!

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Wed Apr 04, 2007 9:31 pm
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Because....IT'S A CONSPIRACY!

Who is the unnamed Akatsuki?!?!? Who?!?!?! WHO?!?!?!?!
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Wed Apr 04, 2007 10:34 pm
Poor Imp says...



He's, ah...a conspiracy, perhaps? o0' ^_~



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Thu Apr 05, 2007 1:45 am
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Because the Sand Man has a twisted sense of humor.

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Thu Apr 05, 2007 2:39 am
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Because they're still learning, obviously.

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