Young Writers Society

AfterTheStorm wrote:You know you're a nerd if you slip into speaking Elvish when you get excited.

One of my friends actually can speak fluent Elvish O_O

When your friends are surprised when you don't have a lecture for them that day. (I use my friends as white boards to talk scientific theory at.)

You know you're a nerd when the teacher asks you for advice on how to teach their class.

You know your a nerd when you get excited over the new rendition of Star Wars a New Hope in Shakespearean lymric

You know you're a nerd when a friend asked how your language classes are going and you respond with a formula you cannot in figure out in Java.

You know your a nerd when you propose to your girlfriend with a pokeball and say "I choose you."

You know you're a nerd when you can recite the exact tale of the Zelda series from game one.

You know you're a nerd when you're still angry about Firefly.

When you call tech sexy

You know you're a nerd when you get excited about a new processor that is coming out, and instead of just name the clock speed you talk about each core.

We know we are a nerd when we speak about ourselves in the plural.

You know you're a nerd when you and your football buddies go out on town after winning the State Championships and get black out drunk and spend the night proposing to giggling waitresses at the diner.



@VeerenVKS

You know you're a nerd when you start blabbering on about the boomerang nebula to a bunch of unlucky eighth-graders who just happened to be standing there and who've probably never even seen you before, but you're nervous and trying to stay away from the Sociology teacher who's been insisting you submit the home-work-you-never-did to her.

You also know you're a nerd when you speak long and incomprehensible sentences and expect others to understand them.

You know you're a nerd when you know more on the subject than the teacher does.

@Deadman Oh gods that is funny when that happens, luckily most of my teachers actually know more so its not bad, but once for a required class [in computers] I spent half the classes explaining new programs and ways to handle computers. It was likely she never used a computer outside of that class and had been last taught in the 90's.

Yap I know I am a nerd when I know more then someone being payed to teach the subject to me.