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Thu May 05, 2005 9:53 pm
niteowl says...



I had crocodile chowder in Australia...tastes like a mix of chicken and fish. Surprisingly good, although not something I'd eat on a regular basis.
  





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Thu May 05, 2005 10:00 pm
Nai says...



ohhh I just had the meat...

Mmmmm... it was awesome. I had it at a resturaunt called "Papa Deux". They also served other animals.. lol they had FROG LEGS there.
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Thu May 05, 2005 11:57 pm
electricbluemonkey says...



Emma wrote:I still think its wrong.

YOU WILL ALL GO TO HELL! BAWAHAHAHA

WORSHIP HIM! ----> :twisted: You evil bird killers... :(


Emma, I would have gone to Hell anyway, without killing any pigeons. And take note that I don't...well, I once killed this birdie with a slingshot, but thats not the point. The point is:

Ooh, frog legs are cool...well, not eating them, they're just...cool. They kinda taste like...frog...legs.
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Fri May 06, 2005 12:37 am
Zion says...



ive tasrted it
also Ive had ostrich and african one even. uncle has a ostrich farm sometimes im a tour guide cuz its huge
Without sensibility no object would be given to us, without understanding no object would be thought. Thoughts without content are empty, intuitions without concepts are blind.

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Fri May 06, 2005 2:29 am
Dargquon Ql'deleodna says...



:frosty: :sick: :-# :sick: :-# *gak* DQ runs away and hurls
  





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Fri May 06, 2005 2:31 am
electricbluemonkey says...



I once had rooster heart.

Mm, Mm, g00-0-0-d...
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Fri May 06, 2005 2:33 am
Dargquon Ql'deleodna says...



:shock: :sick: :-# :sick: :frosty: 8-[ "not again" DQ runs for the second time to the trash can but trips and falls.... you dont want to know the rest
  





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Fri May 06, 2005 2:38 am
electricbluemonkey says...



Ooh, and I almost forgot. I also had sheep stomach and bull testicles.

Break out the bibs, I'm going in. *Licks lips*. Yu-u-ummy...
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Fri May 06, 2005 2:49 am
emotion_less says...



I understand the sheep stomach... but bull testicles!? That's.. that's.. that's HILARIOUS!
  





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Fri May 06, 2005 3:13 am
ohhewwo says...



No, emotion less, that's Fear Factor

And, DQ, I don't think that you have the right to just speak right out for me. For your information, I do not kill yellow pigeons. They are poisonous, stupid! That's like eating a wild shroom that dosen't make you trip! geez ...

And of course I don't kill the white ones! Dems is pwitty. And doves don't have to be white. Mourning doves are grey. They're like pigeons except not as fat.
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Fri May 06, 2005 3:15 am
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Hey, Fear Factor is hilarious, to some extent...
  





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Fri May 06, 2005 4:56 am
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To quote Tom Lehr

"Spring is here, a-suh-puh-ring is here.
Life is skittles and life is beer.
I think the loveliest time of the year is the spring.
I do, don't you? 'Course you do.
But there's one thing that makes spring complete for me,
And makes every Sunday a treat for me.

All the world seems in tune
On a spring afternoon,
When we're poisoning pigeons in the park.
Every Sunday you'll see
My sweetheart and me,
As we poison the pigeons in the park.

When they see us coming, the birdies all try an' hide,
But they still go for peanuts when coated with cyanide.
The sun's shining bright,
Everything seems all right,
When we're poisoning pigeons in the park.

We've gained notoriety,
And caused much anxiety
In the Audubon Society
With our games.
They call it impiety
And lack of propriety,
And quite a variety
Of unpleasant names.
But it's not against any religion
To want to dispose of a pigeon.

So if Sunday you're free,
Why don't you come with me,
And we'll poison the pigeons in the park.
And maybe we'll do
In a squirrel* or two,
While we're poisoning pigeons in the park.

We'll murder them all amid laughter and merriment,
Except for the few we take home to experiment.
My pulse will be quickenin'
With each drop of strych'nine
We feed to a pigeon.
(It just takes a smidgin!)
To poison a pigeon in the park."
Sing lustily and with a good courage. Beware of singing as if you were half dead, or half asleep; but lift up your voice with strength.
  





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Sat May 07, 2005 12:18 am
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ohhewwo wrote:No, emotion less, that's Fear Factor

And, DQ, I don't think that you have the right to just speak right out for me. For your information, I do not kill yellow pigeons. They are poisonous, stupid! That's like eating a wild shroom that dosen't make you trip! geez ...

And of course I don't kill the white ones! Dems is pwitty. And doves don't have to be white. Mourning doves are grey. They're like pigeons except not as fat.


Pffbt, get all *technical* on me, will you?

Pah.

Well, if you build up a good stomach, and a pretty good immune system, yellow pigeons are not as poisonous to you as to other people...
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Mon May 09, 2005 8:53 pm
Dargquon Ql'deleodna says...



ElectricBlueMonkey wrote:
ohhewwo wrote:No, emotion less, that's Fear Factor

And, DQ, I don't think that you have the right to just speak right out for me. For your information, I do not kill yellow pigeons. They are poisonous, stupid! That's like eating a wild shroom that dosen't make you trip! geez ...

And of course I don't kill the white ones! Dems is pwitty. And doves don't have to be white. Mourning doves are grey. They're like pigeons except not as fat.


Pffbt, get all *technical* on me, will you?

Pah.

Well, if you build up a good stomach, and a pretty good immune system, yellow pigeons are not as poisonous to you as to other people...


HAH!!



im with EBM...... eat it ohewwo!!! :twisted:
  





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Mon May 09, 2005 9:13 pm
Duskglimmer says...



Galatea wrote:To quote Tom Lehr

"Spring is here, a-suh-puh-ring is here.
Life is skittles and life is beer.
I think the loveliest time of the year is the spring.
I do, don't you? 'Course you do.
But there's one thing that makes spring complete for me,
And makes every Sunday a treat for me.

All the world seems in tune
On a spring afternoon,
When we're poisoning pigeons in the park.
Every Sunday you'll see
My sweetheart and me,
As we poison the pigeons in the park.

When they see us coming, the birdies all try an' hide,
But they still go for peanuts when coated with cyanide.
The sun's shining bright,
Everything seems all right,
When we're poisoning pigeons in the park.

We've gained notoriety,
And caused much anxiety
In the Audubon Society
With our games.
They call it impiety
And lack of propriety,
And quite a variety
Of unpleasant names.
But it's not against any religion
To want to dispose of a pigeon.

So if Sunday you're free,
Why don't you come with me,
And we'll poison the pigeons in the park.
And maybe we'll do
In a squirrel* or two,
While we're poisoning pigeons in the park.

We'll murder them all amid laughter and merriment,
Except for the few we take home to experiment.
My pulse will be quickenin'
With each drop of strych'nine
We feed to a pigeon.
(It just takes a smidgin!)
To poison a pigeon in the park."


*giggles* that's one of the funniest songs I've ever heard...
The robbed that smiles, steals something from the thief. ~William Shakespeare, Othello
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