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Emma wrote:I still think its wrong.
YOU WILL ALL GO TO HELL! BAWAHAHAHA
WORSHIP HIM! ----> You evil bird killers...
ohhewwo wrote:No, emotion less, that's Fear Factor
And, DQ, I don't think that you have the right to just speak right out for me. For your information, I do not kill yellow pigeons. They are poisonous, stupid! That's like eating a wild shroom that dosen't make you trip! geez ...
And of course I don't kill the white ones! Dems is pwitty. And doves don't have to be white. Mourning doves are grey. They're like pigeons except not as fat.
ElectricBlueMonkey wrote:ohhewwo wrote:No, emotion less, that's Fear Factor
And, DQ, I don't think that you have the right to just speak right out for me. For your information, I do not kill yellow pigeons. They are poisonous, stupid! That's like eating a wild shroom that dosen't make you trip! geez ...
And of course I don't kill the white ones! Dems is pwitty. And doves don't have to be white. Mourning doves are grey. They're like pigeons except not as fat.
Pffbt, get all *technical* on me, will you?
Pah.
Well, if you build up a good stomach, and a pretty good immune system, yellow pigeons are not as poisonous to you as to other people...
Galatea wrote:To quote Tom Lehr
"Spring is here, a-suh-puh-ring is here.
Life is skittles and life is beer.
I think the loveliest time of the year is the spring.
I do, don't you? 'Course you do.
But there's one thing that makes spring complete for me,
And makes every Sunday a treat for me.
All the world seems in tune
On a spring afternoon,
When we're poisoning pigeons in the park.
Every Sunday you'll see
My sweetheart and me,
As we poison the pigeons in the park.
When they see us coming, the birdies all try an' hide,
But they still go for peanuts when coated with cyanide.
The sun's shining bright,
Everything seems all right,
When we're poisoning pigeons in the park.
We've gained notoriety,
And caused much anxiety
In the Audubon Society
With our games.
They call it impiety
And lack of propriety,
And quite a variety
Of unpleasant names.
But it's not against any religion
To want to dispose of a pigeon.
So if Sunday you're free,
Why don't you come with me,
And we'll poison the pigeons in the park.
And maybe we'll do
In a squirrel* or two,
While we're poisoning pigeons in the park.
We'll murder them all amid laughter and merriment,
Except for the few we take home to experiment.
My pulse will be quickenin'
With each drop of strych'nine
We feed to a pigeon.
(It just takes a smidgin!)
To poison a pigeon in the park."
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