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Corrupt A Wish [4]



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Wed Dec 11, 2013 1:52 am
FatCowsSis says...



Granted, but instead of two degrees, it's negative 10.

I wish I could fall asleep easily.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
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Wed Dec 11, 2013 1:21 pm
Deadman says...



Granted, but you can no longer wake up.

I wish that the rubber on my tire hadn't come off and wrapped around the axel of my car last night....
"If you're going through hell, keep going."
-Winston Churchill

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Thu Dec 12, 2013 3:10 am
FatCowsSis says...



Granted but your engine stops working.

I wish that the English language made sense.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
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Fri Dec 13, 2013 2:00 pm
Deadman says...



(hah that happened too)

Granted, but it doesn't to you.

I wish that I had the patience to sit down and learn Japanese.
"If you're going through hell, keep going."
-Winston Churchill

"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life."
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Sat Dec 14, 2013 4:01 am
FatCowsSis says...



Granted, but your instructor doesn't have patience for you.

I wish I could sleep in tomorrow.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
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Sat Dec 14, 2013 7:21 am
Zolen says...



you slept in the arm pit of an old guy named tomorrow.

He was pretty freaked out.

I wish I could sing
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Sat Dec 14, 2013 10:27 pm
turtlethatroars says...



Granted but you can never stop.

I wish a huge storm wasn't coming tonight.
"the beauty of words. They can be many different things to many different people. It's all in how we listen. Or how we read." - Lyrical Inspiration (authors note) of Enemies and Playmates by Darcia Helle

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Mon Dec 16, 2013 1:04 pm
FatCowsSis says...



Granted, but it comes this morning instead.

I wish auto-correct was always right.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
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Tue Dec 17, 2013 1:59 pm
Deadman says...



Granted, but you don't have that amazing auto-correct.

I wish for peace.
"If you're going through hell, keep going."
-Winston Churchill

"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life."
-Winston Churchill

It is impossible to reason with idiots.
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Wed Dec 18, 2013 1:04 pm
FatCowsSis says...



Granted, but everyone moves away and you are left a loner.

I wish that all families were perfect.
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Wed Dec 18, 2013 1:10 pm
Deadman says...



Granted, but life is incredibly suckish at that point.


I wish I could sleep at night....
"If you're going through hell, keep going."
-Winston Churchill

"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life."
-Winston Churchill

It is impossible to reason with idiots.
-unknown
  





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Thu Dec 19, 2013 2:51 am
FatCowsSis says...



Granted, but you can't stay awake during the day.

I wish it was Friday.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
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Thu Dec 19, 2013 1:34 pm
Deadman says...



Granted, but you have school on Saturday.

I wish I could figure out my new phone...
"If you're going through hell, keep going."
-Winston Churchill

"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life."
-Winston Churchill

It is impossible to reason with idiots.
-unknown
  





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Thu Dec 19, 2013 5:27 pm
Skydreamer says...



Granted, but it figures out about you too.

I wish stars weren't so dangerous...
I believe in that, which is not seen.
I call it truth, faith, hope, life.

~~~~Sometimes life beckons us to be different~~~~

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Fri Dec 20, 2013 5:30 pm
Deadman says...



Granted, but they don't exist anymore.

I wish the day was over!
"If you're going through hell, keep going."
-Winston Churchill

"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life."
-Winston Churchill

It is impossible to reason with idiots.
-unknown
  








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