Young Writers Society

Nope; no tests in the forseeable future (i.e. within the next two-three weeks).

TPBM has a tribble!

What the hell's a tribble? Well Whatever it is I have one.

TPBM saw BigFoot...then the Lochness monster...then realised he was delusional...and turned him/herself into a nut house...then proceeded to eat nuts...and have a merry old time.

Well duh, of course I did those! Who hasn't?

TPBM is eating a really smushed-up cookie.

DORITOS ARE MADE OUT OF COOKIES!?

TPBM is confused.

Always.

TPBM has serious biting - things - issues. Bad TPBM. [-X

But..But...I only do it for fun.
TPBM is clinically insane (like me mein freund)

Well, I went to the clinic, but the psychologist had a mental breakdown and had to be committed before they could pronounce me certifiable.

TPBM lives in a haunted house.

ooooooo yes yes I do... mwahaha.....

TPBM looooves to be tickled by feathers...

NO I dont. Im violently ticklish (well my feet are anyway)
TPBM lives on top of an ancient indian burial ground...or in one.

yes, duh! (in one)


TBPM is actually a lion in a school-prefect's skin and always has SOILED SHOES

So that's why my shoes are always so squishy...

TPBM wants hippopotamus for Christmas.

But no one gave it to me!!! Dang it! I really wanted that hippo.

TPBM loves lemonade but hates sugary maple syrup.

Incredibly true on the lemonade and most of the time i can't stand syrup.

TPBM is waiting patiently for their letter from hogwarts.

<sigh> I think I'm too late now....

TPBM is Santa Claus!!!

Well duh! Did you ever notice when I bestowed smileys among the boys and girls of this site! But I'm retired now. I'm still trying to find Squidward Tentacles so he could take my place. He did a wonderful job in the Spongebob Christmas special, don't you think?

TPBM is a stubborn realist and doesn't think I will ever be able to find the characters of Spongebob Squarepants.