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Who is "they" :?:

Why do my parents say everything is cheerful and merry when I tell them things are bad? :?
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To try to cheer you up!

Why is this so entertaining? *dances*
I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant. - Robert McCloskey

Teacher: What do we, in the U.S enjoy from places like Mexico?
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'Cause there's nothing to lose, and there's nothing to prove, when you're dancing with yourself!

Why did you come back from the dead?
"I'm fearless in my heart
They will always see that in my eyes
I am the passion, I am the warfare
I will never stop
Always constant,
Accurate,
Intense"
"The Audience is Listening", by Steve Vai




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Uhh.. I wanted to?

Why did you ask that question xD ??
I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant. - Robert McCloskey

Teacher: What do we, in the U.S enjoy from places like Mexico?
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I didn't ask it. :lol:

Why is your hair red when other people in your family have either brown or black? (You asked that question at some point) I answered, but that post was deleted, along with all my other randomness posts, as well as Light_Devil!'s. That's why there is a 15 minute rule now. Weird huh? I join and there is a revolutionary change to this forum.
"Jesus said to her, “I am the resurrection and the life. The one who believes in me will live, even though they die; and whoever lives by believing in me will never die. Do you believe this?”
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Uhh I don't know why it is, but its freaky!

Are you hyper?
I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant. - Robert McCloskey

Teacher: What do we, in the U.S enjoy from places like Mexico?
Student: Wait, legally?

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If you mean a mentality of insanity, then yes. :P

Why can I not write short stories or essays? They always end up insanely huge.
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I consider that to be a good thing! And its because you're smart and you keep thinking of new ways to look at things or have things happen.

Why do I get so distracted? :shock:
I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant. - Robert McCloskey

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Student: Wait, legally?

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because there are things much more fun than what you are doing

Why are there only about three active members in this thread?
John McClane: Drop it. It's the police.
Tony: You won't hurt me.
John McClane: Oh, yeah? Why not?
Tony: Because you're a policeman. There are rules for policemen.
John McClane: Yeah. That's what my captain keeps telling me




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Because we're awesome people!

Why is time going so slowly?
I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant. - Robert McCloskey

Teacher: What do we, in the U.S enjoy from places like Mexico?
Student: Wait, legally?

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You might be focusing on the hour hand on a clock. Try directing your attention at the second hand. I promise you, time will seem to be going faster.

Why are writers of obscene musical lyrics getting more representation than authors of good literature?
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because people like music than books...they just have to listen instead of reading

What is good literature?
John McClane: Drop it. It's the police.
Tony: You won't hurt me.
John McClane: Oh, yeah? Why not?
Tony: Because you're a policeman. There are rules for policemen.
John McClane: Yeah. That's what my captain keeps telling me




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Something that is hard to put down and connects with both society and individual readers. A work that sticks in your mind for a long time, beyond after you finish reading.

Is there going to be another user contributing to this thread soon?
"Jesus said to her, “I am the resurrection and the life. The one who believes in me will live, even though they die; and whoever lives by believing in me will never die. Do you believe this?”
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I have my doubts.
Hehe.

Why can't I write good poems for homework when I've already written over a hundred good poems on my own time?
"I'm fearless in my heart
They will always see that in my eyes
I am the passion, I am the warfare
I will never stop
Always constant,
Accurate,
Intense"
"The Audience is Listening", by Steve Vai




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Because you have restrictions with school work.

Why is it always fun to write something for school when you can do whatever you want?
I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant. - Robert McCloskey

Teacher: What do we, in the U.S enjoy from places like Mexico?
Student: Wait, legally?

WARNING: This user carries a spatula.



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