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Because, writing is awesome!

Why do the kids in my classes groan and complain when they are assigned essays when I yell out, "YAY!" :?:
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Because they are losers!

Why are my nails always so dirty :? ?
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*Covers nose* I don't know. :P

Why do my new glasses make everything look clearer, but smaller? :smt017
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They don't, you just think they do.

Why is this bread so friggin good?
I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant. - Robert McCloskey

Teacher: What do we, in the U.S enjoy from places like Mexico?
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because you dont have to sit there waiting for something to come to you, you have a title a topic and you can set to work right away, showing what it means to you, explaining your views towards the topic.

Also it's something you HAVE to do therefore you are more likely to want to do it, becuase it will have to be done in the end XD
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Since there is no question the answer is nonexistent. :lol:

Why is studying cryptozoology so awesome? (The study of hidden animals)
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It just is.

Why so serious?
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Because, I want to put a smile on that face.

*Pulls out a potato knife* :lol:

Anyway, with the Joker reference aside, what is infinity squared? :P
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infinity... and beyond?

Why am I soo sleepy?
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Because, you are starting to misspell words. :lol:

Why did you elaborate on the word 'so'? :P
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To show emphasis!

Why does time pass so quickly when I don't want it to?
I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant. - Robert McCloskey

Teacher: What do we, in the U.S enjoy from places like Mexico?
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Because, as you continuously tell yourself that time shall not go by, it passes you by as you are internally believing that it is stopping at a crawl for you.

Who is your favorite movie director?
"Jesus said to her, “I am the resurrection and the life. The one who believes in me will live, even though they die; and whoever lives by believing in me will never die. Do you believe this?”
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I like just forgot his name xD DANG IT

Btw I must *tacklehugs* you for reviving this thing!

Why is pie so awesome?
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Because it is heaven in thy mouth. In addition, there are different flavors of it. As much as I tell myself to have healthy eating habits, when pie is involved... alas, I fail.

Why is poetry so hard to write?
"Jesus said to her, “I am the resurrection and the life. The one who believes in me will live, even though they die; and whoever lives by believing in me will never die. Do you believe this?”
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Because it has rules and things like that.

I agree with you on the pie issue *has an entire pie in the fridge* It hurts.

Why is Pi day SO AWESOME?
I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant. - Robert McCloskey

Teacher: What do we, in the U.S enjoy from places like Mexico?
Student: Wait, legally?

WARNING: This user carries a spatula.



Work expands to fill the time available for its completion.
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