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Because, you're watching the hour hand. Focus on the second hand and time will move a lot quicker. :lol:

Why is editing so frustrating, while writing is really enjoyable? :smt017
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because you want to write story rather than edit

why are clowns scary?
John McClane: Drop it. It's the police.
Tony: You won't hurt me.
John McClane: Oh, yeah? Why not?
Tony: Because you're a policeman. There are rules for policemen.
John McClane: Yeah. That's what my captain keeps telling me




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They're not.

Why do people have strange phobias?
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They are strange to you because you don't see anything scary about them. To the person with the phobia, its scary. (Its me with sharks *shudders* )

Why are sharks so friggin' terrifying?
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They're only scary if you're in the water with them.

Oh my gosh! It's a land shark!

*I point to a shark walking toward me*

Why are we the only ones asking questions?
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because we are curious people

why are only a few people going here?
John McClane: Drop it. It's the police.
Tony: You won't hurt me.
John McClane: Oh, yeah? Why not?
Tony: Because you're a policeman. There are rules for policemen.
John McClane: Yeah. That's what my captain keeps telling me




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They don't like questions.

Why did curiousity kill the cat?
I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant. - Robert McCloskey

Teacher: What do we, in the U.S enjoy from places like Mexico?
Student: Wait, legally?

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Because he tried something hazardous.

Why is doing hazardous things thrilling?
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Because of the adrenaline you get when you do it.

Why is adrenaline so scary?
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Because, you are doing something scary to feel the rush. :P

Why are horror movies not scary at all? At least not for me.

*Snores* :smt015

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Because you don't find the things in them to be scary.

Why am I so thirsty?
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Teacher: What do we, in the U.S enjoy from places like Mexico?
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Too much salt?

Why is everyone on facebook avoiding me? -cries-
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They're planning you a surprise party and don't want to give it away?

Why is everything so funny?
I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant. - Robert McCloskey

Teacher: What do we, in the U.S enjoy from places like Mexico?
Student: Wait, legally?

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Because, it makes you laugh.

Why do some people die laughing?
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Cause every once and while something is a just a little too funny...

Why do they have parenting issues?
I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant. - Robert McCloskey

Teacher: What do we, in the U.S enjoy from places like Mexico?
Student: Wait, legally?

WARNING: This user carries a spatula.



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