Food Fight!

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*Walks into YWS cafeteria, steals all the fresh food while noone is looking and leaves*




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*Walks into YWS cafeteria, steals all the fresh food while noone is looking and leaves*




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*builds a grape catapult and flings rotten, mushy grapes at everyone*
"It is curious how often you humans manage to obtain that which you do not want."

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Ahh! *hides behind a counter*

We need more fuds... *picks up phone*

*watches as a huge crate of food crashes through the ceiling and opens*

We're good! *grabs tomato and chucks it at AM*
Just another quack spouting psychobabble.

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*jumps into the food crate and hides from flung tomato.*
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-Spock.


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Yay! More food! *grabs a huge cheeseburger and chucks it at Aqua* Bua ha ha ha! You'll never catch me! *Runs screaming to the other side of the room.*
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*holds up a giant sponge covered in whipped cream that thechocolatewritingcat runs right into* BWAHAHA!

*picks up a rotten banana and fligs it at Amy*
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*bursts out of the crate with a huge cauliflower on her head* Mwa ha ha! *runs at Irish*
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*re-emerges out of nowhere* Ahahaha! *spreads butter on Amy's face* *runs over to Crocky and Irish and dunks them both head first into massive cream pies**makes a break for it*
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*catches just before Kamas gets away and makes her trip and fall into a giant crate filled with melted butter* Haha! *see Amy running at her* :shock: ...AHH! *runs for life*
I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant. - Robert McCloskey

Teacher: What do we, in the U.S enjoy from places like Mexico?
Student: Wait, legally?

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*Changes the song to Mozart's Marriage to Figaro, because it makes it simply hilarious, then chucks curry at Aqua and Irish* aHAHAHAHAHaHAHAHAHAHA!
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*throws gazpacho at shadow* *pics up Irish and throws her into a bowl of curry*
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0o0 woa. That was intense.
*runs after Kamas with a bowl of shrimp at her side*
Muahahaha, get ready for it, chica!
*tackles Kamas and smashes the shrimpies in her hair/face*
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Ha ha. This is fun!! ^^

*grabs about a ton of grated cheese and a huge fan and blows the cheese all over the room so that everyone is covered in cheese and then gets about a ton of lettuce and does the same.* Ba ha ha ha! My evil plan is in effect! :evil:
~ Patricia Tina :smt006

Don't look in the spoiler.

Spoiler
I lost the game.

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Your evil plan? I'm the one who gave you the idea.

Okay, I'm kidding.

*watches as the fire sprinklers go off, but instead of water, plain yogurt rains down on everyone except Gspp, who has an umbrella*
Just another quack spouting psychobabble.

"If I win, I'm a prodigy. If I lose, then I'm mad. That's the way history is written."



You're wrong about humanity. They are your greatest creation because they're better than you are. Sure, they're weak, and they cheat and steal and destroy and disappoint, but they also give and create, and they sing and dance and love. Above all, they never give up.
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