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Once there was a monster who spoke only about bubble gum. He thought that he should take a lesson about bubbles and rubber bands. He could jump over the river in front of an emu, but this once again proved he failed Maths.

"One bubble is round," the bubble master said. The object began to vibrate intensely and jiggle like marshmallows.

"Help!" cried the mushroom that ate cheese bread. "I never wanted to wear Twilight-inspired flares. Generic engineered Chimera can't swallow bubblegum." Then all of the black sludge jumped on Billy. He pulled the sludge slowly, then chewed some goat fur hungrily. The goat was poised, ready for more peanut butter and pie, once he lifted a MASSIVE RUBBER CHICKEN that interrogated his family.

The horticulturist bombed the ocean, when cream cheese began polluting the sea-bed. The vanity was unbelievably silly because the water gave a football influenza.

"Egad!" cried the football's doctor "It's much worse than we thought- you have bird flu!" Fortunately, Senator Clinton bought some band-aids, therefore drowning vampires and unicorns.

Sombreros were flying pinatas
because memory moves in orbits
of absence, because she holds her hands out in the rain,
and rain remembers nothing, not even how it became itself.
- Las Ruinas del Corazon, Eric Gamalinda




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Once there was a monster who spoke only about bubble gum. He thought that he should take a lesson about bubbles and rubber bands. He could jump over the river in front of an emu, but this once again proved he failed Maths.

"One bubble is round," the bubble master said. The object began to vibrate intensely and jiggle like marshmallows.

"Help!" cried the mushroom that ate cheese bread. "I never wanted to wear Twilight-inspired flares. Generic engineered Chimera can't swallow bubblegum." Then all of the black sludge jumped on Billy. He pulled the sludge slowly, then chewed some goat fur hungrily. The goat was poised, ready for more peanut butter and pie, once he lifted a MASSIVE RUBBER CHICKEN that interrogated his family.

The horticulturist bombed the ocean, when cream cheese began polluting the sea-bed. The vanity was unbelievably silly because the water gave a football influenza.

"Egad!" cried the football's doctor "It's much worse than we thought- you have bird flu!" Fortunately, Senator Clinton bought some band-aids, therefore drowning vampires and unicorns.

Sombreros were flying pinatas shaped
How nice--to feel nothing, and still get full credit for being alive.
-Kurt Vonnegut, Slaughterhouse-Five




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Once there was a monster who spoke only about bubble gum. He thought that he should take a lesson about bubbles and rubber bands. He could jump over the river in front of an emu, but this once again proved he failed Maths.

"One bubble is round," the bubble master said. The object began to vibrate intensely and jiggle like marshmallows.

"Help!" cried the mushroom that ate cheese bread. "I never wanted to wear Twilight-inspired flares. Generic engineered Chimera can't swallow bubblegum." Then all of the black sludge jumped on Billy. He pulled the sludge slowly, then chewed some goat fur hungrily. The goat was poised, ready for more peanut butter and pie, once he lifted a MASSIVE RUBBER CHICKEN that interrogated his family.

The horticulturist bombed the ocean, when cream cheese began polluting the sea-bed. The vanity was unbelievably silly because the water gave a football influenza.

"Egad!" cried the football's doctor "It's much worse than we thought- you have bird flu!" Fortunately, Senator Clinton bought some band-aids, therefore drowning vampires and unicorns.

Sombreros were flying pinatas shaped like...




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Once there was a monster who spoke only about bubble gum. He thought that he should take a lesson about bubbles and rubber bands. He could jump over the river in front of an emu, but this once again proved he failed Maths.

"One bubble is round," the bubble master said. The object began to vibrate intensely and jiggle like marshmallows.

"Help!" cried the mushroom that ate cheese bread. "I never wanted to wear Twilight-inspired flares. Generic engineered Chimera can't swallow bubblegum." Then all of the black sludge jumped on Billy. He pulled the sludge slowly, then chewed some goat fur hungrily. The goat was poised, ready for more peanut butter and pie, once he lifted a MASSIVE RUBBER CHICKEN that interrogated his family.

The horticulturist bombed the ocean, when cream cheese began polluting the sea-bed. The vanity was unbelievably silly because the water gave a football influenza.

"Egad!" cried the football's doctor "It's much worse than we thought- you have bird flu!" Fortunately, Senator Clinton bought some band-aids, therefore drowning vampires and unicorns.

Sombreros were flying pinatas shaped like wonderbras...
I just hit my computer
Because it was being slow
I need my daily Smallville fix
And it will not load the video.




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Once there was a monster who spoke only about bubble gum. He thought that he should take a lesson about bubbles and rubber bands. He could jump over the river in front of an emu, but this once again proved he failed Maths.

"One bubble is round," the bubble master said. The object began to vibrate intensely and jiggle like marshmallows.

"Help!" cried the mushroom that ate cheese bread. "I never wanted to wear Twilight-inspired flares. Generic engineered Chimera can't swallow bubblegum." Then all of the black sludge jumped on Billy. He pulled the sludge slowly, then chewed some goat fur hungrily. The goat was poised, ready for more peanut butter and pie, once he lifted a MASSIVE RUBBER CHICKEN that interrogated his family.

The horticulturist bombed the ocean, when cream cheese began polluting the sea-bed. The vanity was unbelievably silly because the water gave a football influenza.

"Egad!" cried the football's doctor "It's much worse than we thought- you have bird flu!" Fortunately, Senator Clinton bought some band-aids, therefore drowning vampires and unicorns.

Sombreros were flying pinatas shaped like wonderbras that




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Once there was a monster who spoke only about bubble gum. He thought that he should take a lesson about bubbles and rubber bands. He could jump over the river in front of an emu, but this once again proved he failed Maths.

"One bubble is round," the bubble master said. The object began to vibrate intensely and jiggle like marshmallows.

"Help!" cried the mushroom that ate cheese bread. "I never wanted to wear Twilight-inspired flares. Generic engineered Chimera can't swallow bubblegum." Then all of the black sludge jumped on Billy. He pulled the sludge slowly, then chewed some goat fur hungrily. The goat was poised, ready for more peanut butter and pie, once he lifted a MASSIVE RUBBER CHICKEN that interrogated his family.

The horticulturist bombed the ocean, when cream cheese began polluting the sea-bed. The vanity was unbelievably silly because the water gave a football influenza.

"Egad!" cried the football's doctor "It's much worse than we thought- you have bird flu!" Fortunately, Senator Clinton bought some band-aids, therefore drowning vampires and unicorns.

Sombreros were flying pinatas shaped like wonderbras that platypuses...
man hands on misery to man
it deepens like a coastal shelf
get out as early as you can
and don’t have any kids yourself.

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Once there was a monster who spoke only about bubble gum. He thought that he should take a lesson about bubbles and rubber bands. He could jump over the river in front of an emu, but this once again proved he failed Maths.

"One bubble is round," the bubble master said. The object began to vibrate intensely and jiggle like marshmallows.

"Help!" cried the mushroom that ate cheese bread. "I never wanted to wear Twilight-inspired flares. Generic engineered Chimera can't swallow bubblegum." Then all of the black sludge jumped on Billy. He pulled the sludge slowly, then chewed some goat fur hungrily. The goat was poised, ready for more peanut butter and pie, once he lifted a MASSIVE RUBBER CHICKEN that interrogated his family.

The horticulturist bombed the ocean, when cream cheese began polluting the sea-bed. The vanity was unbelievably silly because the water gave a football influenza.

"Egad!" cried the football's doctor "It's much worse than we thought- you have bird flu!" Fortunately, Senator Clinton bought some band-aids, therefore drowning vampires and unicorns.

Sombreros were flying pinatas shaped like wonderbras that platypuses attacked.




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Once there was a monster who spoke only about bubble gum. He thought that he should take a lesson about bubbles and rubber bands. He could jump over the river in front of an emu, but this once again proved he failed Maths.

"One bubble is round," the bubble master said. The object began to vibrate intensely and jiggle like marshmallows.

"Help!" cried the mushroom that ate cheese bread. "I never wanted to wear Twilight-inspired flares. Generic engineered Chimera can't swallow bubblegum." Then all of the black sludge jumped on Billy. He pulled the sludge slowly, then chewed some goat fur hungrily. The goat was poised, ready for more peanut butter and pie, once he lifted a MASSIVE RUBBER CHICKEN that interrogated his family.

The horticulturist bombed the ocean, when cream cheese began polluting the sea-bed. The vanity was unbelievably silly because the water gave a football influenza.

"Egad!" cried the football's doctor "It's much worse than we thought- you have bird flu!" Fortunately, Senator Clinton bought some band-aids, therefore drowning vampires and unicorns.

Sombreros were flying pinatas shaped like wonderbras that platypuses attacked. They...
Christianity is not a religion, it's a relationship.

I may not be perfect but Jesus thinks I'm to die for.

"Let's destroy these little darlings..."- W.Beckett




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Once there was a monster who spoke only about bubble gum. He thought that he should take a lesson about bubbles and rubber bands. He could jump over the river in front of an emu, but this once again proved he failed Maths.

"One bubble is round," the bubble master said. The object began to vibrate intensely and jiggle like marshmallows.

"Help!" cried the mushroom that ate cheese bread. "I never wanted to wear Twilight-inspired flares. Generic engineered Chimera can't swallow bubblegum." Then all of the black sludge jumped on Billy. He pulled the sludge slowly, then chewed some goat fur hungrily. The goat was poised, ready for more peanut butter and pie, once he lifted a MASSIVE RUBBER CHICKEN that interrogated his family.

The horticulturist bombed the ocean, when cream cheese began polluting the sea-bed. The vanity was unbelievably silly because the water gave a football influenza.

"Egad!" cried the football's doctor "It's much worse than we thought- you have bird flu!" Fortunately, Senator Clinton bought some band-aids, therefore drowning vampires and unicorns.

Sombreros were flying pinatas shaped like wonderbras that platypuses attacked. They shot...
Don't send sheep to kill a wolf.




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Once there was a monster who spoke only about bubble gum. He thought that he should take a lesson about bubbles and rubber bands. He could jump over the river in front of an emu, but this once again proved he failed Maths.

"One bubble is round," the bubble master said. The object began to vibrate intensely and jiggle like marshmallows.

"Help!" cried the mushroom that ate cheese bread. "I never wanted to wear Twilight-inspired flares. Generic engineered Chimera can't swallow bubblegum." Then all of the black sludge jumped on Billy. He pulled the sludge slowly, then chewed some goat fur hungrily. The goat was poised, ready for more peanut butter and pie, once he lifted a MASSIVE RUBBER CHICKEN that interrogated his family.

The horticulturist bombed the ocean, when cream cheese began polluting the sea-bed. The vanity was unbelievably silly because the water gave a football influenza.

"Egad!" cried the football's doctor "It's much worse than we thought- you have bird flu!" Fortunately, Senator Clinton bought some band-aids, therefore drowning vampires and unicorns.

Sombreros were flying pinatas shaped like wonderbras that platypuses attacked. They shot cereal...
Writing: My Anti-Drug




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Once there was a monster who spoke only about bubble gum. He thought that he should take a lesson about bubbles and rubber bands. He could jump over the river in front of an emu, but this once again proved he failed Maths.

"One bubble is round," the bubble master said. The object began to vibrate intensely and jiggle like marshmallows.

"Help!" cried the mushroom that ate cheese bread. "I never wanted to wear Twilight-inspired flares. Generic engineered Chimera can't swallow bubblegum." Then all of the black sludge jumped on Billy. He pulled the sludge slowly, then chewed some goat fur hungrily. The goat was poised, ready for more peanut butter and pie, once he lifted a MASSIVE RUBBER CHICKEN that interrogated his family.

The horticulturist bombed the ocean, when cream cheese began polluting the sea-bed. The vanity was unbelievably silly because the water gave a football influenza.

"Egad!" cried the football's doctor "It's much worse than we thought- you have bird flu!" Fortunately, Senator Clinton bought some band-aids, therefore drowning vampires and unicorns.

Sombreros were flying pinatas shaped like wonderbras that platypuses attacked. They shot cereal box
Christianity is not a religion, it's a relationship.

I may not be perfect but Jesus thinks I'm to die for.

"Let's destroy these little darlings..."- W.Beckett




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Once there was a monster who spoke only about bubble gum. He thought that he should take a lesson about bubbles and rubber bands. He could jump over the river in front of an emu, but this once again proved he failed Maths.

"One bubble is round," the bubble master said. The object began to vibrate intensely and jiggle like marshmallows.

"Help!" cried the mushroom that ate cheese bread. "I never wanted to wear Twilight-inspired flares. Generic engineered Chimera can't swallow bubblegum." Then all of the black sludge jumped on Billy. He pulled the sludge slowly, then chewed some goat fur hungrily. The goat was poised, ready for more peanut butter and pie, once he lifted a MASSIVE RUBBER CHICKEN that interrogated his family.

The horticulturist bombed the ocean, when cream cheese began polluting the sea-bed. The vanity was unbelievably silly because the water gave a football influenza.

"Egad!" cried the football's doctor "It's much worse than we thought- you have bird flu!" Fortunately, Senator Clinton bought some band-aids, therefore drowning vampires and unicorns.

Sombreros were flying pinatas shaped like wonderbras that platypuses attacked. They shot cereal box that devoured
How am I not myself?




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Once there was a monster who spoke only about bubble gum. He thought that he should take a lesson about bubbles and rubber bands. He could jump over the river in front of an emu, but this once again proved he failed Maths.

"One bubble is round," the bubble master said. The object began to vibrate intensely and jiggle like marshmallows.

"Help!" cried the mushroom that ate cheese bread. "I never wanted to wear Twilight-inspired flares. Generic engineered Chimera can't swallow bubblegum." Then all of the black sludge jumped on Billy. He pulled the sludge slowly, then chewed some goat fur hungrily. The goat was poised, ready for more peanut butter and pie, once he lifted a MASSIVE RUBBER CHICKEN that interrogated his family.

The horticulturist bombed the ocean, when cream cheese began polluting the sea-bed. The vanity was unbelievably silly because the water gave a football influenza.

"Egad!" cried the football's doctor "It's much worse than we thought- you have bird flu!" Fortunately, Senator Clinton bought some band-aids, therefore drowning vampires and unicorns.

Sombreros were flying pinatas shaped like wonderbras that platypuses attacked. They shot cereal box that devoured geese...
"When I'm good, I'm very, very good. But when I'm bad, I'm better." - Mae West

"I like people better than principles, and I like people with no principles, best of all." - Oscar Wilde




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Once there was a monster who spoke only about bubble gum. He thought that he should take a lesson about bubbles and rubber bands. He could jump over the river in front of an emu, but this once again proved he failed Maths.

"One bubble is round," the bubble master said. The object began to vibrate intensely and jiggle like marshmallows.

"Help!" cried the mushroom that ate cheese bread. "I never wanted to wear Twilight-inspired flares. Generic engineered Chimera can't swallow bubblegum." Then all of the black sludge jumped on Billy. He pulled the sludge slowly, then chewed some goat fur hungrily. The goat was poised, ready for more peanut butter and pie, once he lifted a MASSIVE RUBBER CHICKEN that interrogated his family.

The horticulturist bombed the ocean, when cream cheese began polluting the sea-bed. The vanity was unbelievably silly because the water gave a football influenza.

"Egad!" cried the football's doctor "It's much worse than we thought- you have bird flu!" Fortunately, Senator Clinton bought some band-aids, therefore drowning vampires and unicorns.

Sombreros were flying pinatas shaped like wonderbras that platypuses attacked. They shot cereal box that devoured geese soup...
Wake up at the break of dawn, have fun, party, until you can't keep your eyes open one more second!




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Once there was a monster who spoke only about bubble gum. He thought that he should take a lesson about bubbles and rubber bands. He could jump over the river in front of an emu, but this once again proved he failed Maths.

"One bubble is round," the bubble master said. The object began to vibrate intensely and jiggle like marshmallows.

"Help!" cried the mushroom that ate cheese bread. "I never wanted to wear Twilight-inspired flares. Generic engineered Chimera can't swallow bubblegum." Then all of the black sludge jumped on Billy. He pulled the sludge slowly, then chewed some goat fur hungrily. The goat was poised, ready for more peanut butter and pie, once he lifted a MASSIVE RUBBER CHICKEN that interrogated his family.

The horticulturist bombed the ocean, when cream cheese began polluting the sea-bed. The vanity was unbelievably silly because the water gave a football influenza.

"Egad!" cried the football's doctor "It's much worse than we thought- you have bird flu!" Fortunately, Senator Clinton bought some band-aids, therefore drowning vampires and unicorns.

Sombreros were flying pinatas shaped like wonderbras that platypuses attacked. They shot cereal boxes that devoured geese soup and...
"I don't know what to say, so I'll just say what's in my heart... Baboom, Baboom, Baboom."
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