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Once there was a monster who spoke only about bubble gum. He thought that he should take a lesson about bubbles and rubber bands. He could jump over the river in front of an emu, but this once again proved he failed Maths.

"One bubble is round," the bubble master said. The object began to vibrate intensely and jiggle like marshmallows.

"Help!" cried the mushroom that ate cheese bread. "I never wanted to wear Twilight-inspired flares. Generic engineered Chimera can't swallow bubblegum." Then all of the black sludge jumped on Billy. He pulled the sludge slowly, then chewed some goat fur hungrily. The goat was poised, ready for more peanut butter and pie, once he lifted a MASSIVE RUBBER CHICKEN that interrogated his family.

The horticulturist bombed the ocean, when cream cheese began polluting the sea-bed. The vanity was unbelievably silly because the water gave a football influenza.

"Egad!" cried the football's doctor "It's much worse than we thought- you have bird flu!" Fortunately, Senator Clinton bought some band-aids, therefore drowning vampires and unicorns.

Sombreros were flying pinatas shaped like wonderbras that platypuses attacked. They shot cereal boxes that devoured geese soup and the vortex was spinning madly. African voodoo sharpeners sharpen carrots, used CDs, and monkeys.

Nearby, another attack occurred upon a innocent girl, who thought that elephants unfurled billions of
"Hello, is this thing on?"




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Once there was a monster who spoke only about bubble gum. He thought that he should take a lesson about bubbles and rubber bands. He could jump over the river in front of an emu, but this once again proved he failed Maths.

"One bubble is round," the bubble master said. The object began to vibrate intensely and jiggle like marshmallows.

"Help!" cried the mushroom that ate cheese bread. "I never wanted to wear Twilight-inspired flares. Generic engineered Chimera can't swallow bubblegum." Then all of the black sludge jumped on Billy. He pulled the sludge slowly, then chewed some goat fur hungrily. The goat was poised, ready for more peanut butter and pie, once he lifted a MASSIVE RUBBER CHICKEN that interrogated his family.

The horticulturist bombed the ocean, when cream cheese began polluting the sea-bed. The vanity was unbelievably silly because the water gave a football influenza.

"Egad!" cried the football's doctor "It's much worse than we thought- you have bird flu!" Fortunately, Senator Clinton bought some band-aids, therefore drowning vampires and unicorns.

Sombreros were flying pinatas shaped like wonderbras that platypuses attacked. They shot cereal boxes that devoured geese soup and the vortex was spinning madly. African voodoo sharpeners sharpen carrots, used CDs, and monkeys.

Nearby, another attack occurred upon a innocent girl, who thought that elephants unfurled billions of segways
When in doubt...obfuscate!




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Once there was a monster who spoke only about bubble gum. He thought that he should take a lesson about bubbles and rubber bands. He could jump over the river in front of an emu, but this once again proved he failed Maths.

"One bubble is round," the bubble master said. The object began to vibrate intensely and jiggle like marshmallows.

"Help!" cried the mushroom that ate cheese bread. "I never wanted to wear Twilight-inspired flares. Generic engineered Chimera can't swallow bubblegum." Then all of the black sludge jumped on Billy. He pulled the sludge slowly, then chewed some goat fur hungrily. The goat was poised, ready for more peanut butter and pie, once he lifted a MASSIVE RUBBER CHICKEN that interrogated his family.

The horticulturist bombed the ocean, when cream cheese began polluting the sea-bed. The vanity was unbelievably silly because the water gave a football influenza.

"Egad!" cried the football's doctor "It's much worse than we thought- you have bird flu!" Fortunately, Senator Clinton bought some band-aids, therefore drowning vampires and unicorns.

Sombreros were flying pinatas shaped like wonderbras that platypuses attacked. They shot cereal boxes that devoured geese soup and the vortex was spinning madly. African voodoo sharpeners sharpen carrots, used CDs, and monkeys.

Nearby, another attack occurred upon a innocent girl, who thought that elephants unfurled billions of segways, and
"Hello, is this thing on?"




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Once there was a monster who spoke only about bubble gum. He thought that he should take a lesson about bubbles and rubber bands. He could jump over the river in front of an emu, but this once again proved he failed Maths.

"One bubble is round," the bubble master said. The object began to vibrate intensely and jiggle like marshmallows.

"Help!" cried the mushroom that ate cheese bread. "I never wanted to wear Twilight-inspired flares. Generic engineered Chimera can't swallow bubblegum." Then all of the black sludge jumped on Billy. He pulled the sludge slowly, then chewed some goat fur hungrily. The goat was poised, ready for more peanut butter and pie, once he lifted a MASSIVE RUBBER CHICKEN that interrogated his family.

The horticulturist bombed the ocean, when cream cheese began polluting the sea-bed. The vanity was unbelievably silly because the water gave a football influenza.

"Egad!" cried the football's doctor "It's much worse than we thought- you have bird flu!" Fortunately, Senator Clinton bought some band-aids, therefore drowning vampires and unicorns.

Sombreros were flying pinatas shaped like wonderbras that platypuses attacked. They shot cereal boxes that devoured geese soup and the vortex was spinning madly. African voodoo sharpeners sharpen carrots, used CDs, and monkeys.

Nearby, another attack occurred upon a innocent girl, who thought that elephants unfurled billions of segways, and Billy
When in doubt...obfuscate!




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Once there was a monster who spoke only about bubble gum. He thought that he should take a lesson about bubbles and rubber bands. He could jump over the river in front of an emu, but this once again proved he failed Maths.

"One bubble is round," the bubble master said. The object began to vibrate intensely and jiggle like marshmallows.

"Help!" cried the mushroom that ate cheese bread. "I never wanted to wear Twilight-inspired flares. Generic engineered Chimera can't swallow bubblegum." Then all of the black sludge jumped on Billy. He pulled the sludge slowly, then chewed some goat fur hungrily. The goat was poised, ready for more peanut butter and pie, once he lifted a MASSIVE RUBBER CHICKEN that interrogated his family.

The horticulturist bombed the ocean, when cream cheese began polluting the sea-bed. The vanity was unbelievably silly because the water gave a football influenza.

"Egad!" cried the football's doctor "It's much worse than we thought- you have bird flu!" Fortunately, Senator Clinton bought some band-aids, therefore drowning vampires and unicorns.

Sombreros were flying pinatas shaped like wonderbras that platypuses attacked. They shot cereal boxes that devoured geese soup and the vortex was spinning madly. African voodoo sharpeners sharpen carrots, used CDs, and monkeys.

Nearby, another attack occurred upon a innocent girl, who thought that elephants unfurled billions of segways, and Billy died.
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Who is not Insane one man ask, the answer being a fool.
Are you Insane the same man asks, - "Oh yes!. The Mad Hatter being saner!"




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Once there was a monster who spoke only about bubble gum. He thought that he should take a lesson about bubbles and rubber bands. He could jump over the river in front of an emu, but this once again proved he failed Maths.

"One bubble is round," the bubble master said. The object began to vibrate intensely and jiggle like marshmallows.

"Help!" cried the mushroom that ate cheese bread. "I never wanted to wear Twilight-inspired flares. Generic engineered Chimera can't swallow bubblegum." Then all of the black sludge jumped on Billy. He pulled the sludge slowly, then chewed some goat fur hungrily. The goat was poised, ready for more peanut butter and pie, once he lifted a MASSIVE RUBBER CHICKEN that interrogated his family.

The horticulturist bombed the ocean, when cream cheese began polluting the sea-bed. The vanity was unbelievably silly because the water gave a football influenza.

"Egad!" cried the football's doctor "It's much worse than we thought- you have bird flu!" Fortunately, Senator Clinton bought some band-aids, therefore drowning vampires and unicorns.

Sombreros were flying pinatas shaped like wonderbras that platypuses attacked. They shot cereal boxes that devoured geese soup and the vortex was spinning madly. African voodoo sharpeners sharpen carrots, used CDs, and monkeys.

Nearby, another attack occurred upon a innocent girl, who thought that elephants unfurled billions of segways, and Billy died. His
When in doubt...obfuscate!




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Once there was a monster who spoke only about bubble gum. He thought that he should take a lesson about bubbles and rubber bands. He could jump over the river in front of an emu, but this once again proved he failed Maths.

"One bubble is round," the bubble master said. The object began to vibrate intensely and jiggle like marshmallows.

"Help!" cried the mushroom that ate cheese bread. "I never wanted to wear Twilight-inspired flares. Generic engineered Chimera can't swallow bubblegum." Then all of the black sludge jumped on Billy. He pulled the sludge slowly, then chewed some goat fur hungrily. The goat was poised, ready for more peanut butter and pie, once he lifted a MASSIVE RUBBER CHICKEN that interrogated his family.

The horticulturist bombed the ocean, when cream cheese began polluting the sea-bed. The vanity was unbelievably silly because the water gave a football influenza.

"Egad!" cried the football's doctor "It's much worse than we thought- you have bird flu!" Fortunately, Senator Clinton bought some band-aids, therefore drowning vampires and unicorns.

Sombreros were flying pinatas shaped like wonderbras that platypuses attacked. They shot cereal boxes that devoured geese soup and the vortex was spinning madly. African voodoo sharpeners sharpen carrots, used CDs, and monkeys.

Nearby, another attack occurred upon a innocent girl, who thought that elephants unfurled billions of segways, and Billy died. His brain...
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Who is not Insane one man ask, the answer being a fool.
Are you Insane the same man asks, - "Oh yes!. The Mad Hatter being saner!"




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Once there was a monster who spoke only about bubble gum. He thought that he should take a lesson about bubbles and rubber bands. He could jump over the river in front of an emu, but this once again proved he failed Maths.

"One bubble is round," the bubble master said. The object began to vibrate intensely and jiggle like marshmallows.

"Help!" cried the mushroom that ate cheese bread. "I never wanted to wear Twilight-inspired flares. Generic engineered Chimera can't swallow bubblegum." Then all of the black sludge jumped on Billy. He pulled the sludge slowly, then chewed some goat fur hungrily. The goat was poised, ready for more peanut butter and pie, once he lifted a MASSIVE RUBBER CHICKEN that interrogated his family.

The horticulturist bombed the ocean, when cream cheese began polluting the sea-bed. The vanity was unbelievably silly because the water gave a football influenza.

"Egad!" cried the football's doctor "It's much worse than we thought- you have bird flu!" Fortunately, Senator Clinton bought some band-aids, therefore drowning vampires and unicorns.

Sombreros were flying pinatas shaped like wonderbras that platypuses attacked. They shot cereal boxes that devoured geese soup and the vortex was spinning madly. African voodoo sharpeners sharpen carrots, used CDs, and monkeys.

Nearby, another attack occurred upon a innocent girl, who thought that elephants unfurled billions of segways, and Billy died. His brain was
When in doubt...obfuscate!




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Once there was a monster who spoke only about bubble gum. He thought that he should take a lesson about bubbles and rubber bands. He could jump over the river in front of an emu, but this once again proved he failed Maths.

"One bubble is round," the bubble master said. The object began to vibrate intensely and jiggle like marshmallows.

"Help!" cried the mushroom that ate cheese bread. "I never wanted to wear Twilight-inspired flares. Generic engineered Chimera can't swallow bubblegum." Then all of the black sludge jumped on Billy. He pulled the sludge slowly, then chewed some goat fur hungrily. The goat was poised, ready for more peanut butter and pie, once he lifted a MASSIVE RUBBER CHICKEN that interrogated his family.

The horticulturist bombed the ocean, when cream cheese began polluting the sea-bed. The vanity was unbelievably silly because the water gave a football influenza.

"Egad!" cried the football's doctor "It's much worse than we thought- you have bird flu!" Fortunately, Senator Clinton bought some band-aids, therefore drowning vampires and unicorns.

Sombreros were flying pinatas shaped like wonderbras that platypuses attacked. They shot cereal boxes that devoured geese soup and the vortex was spinning madly. African voodoo sharpeners sharpen carrots, used CDs, and monkeys.

Nearby, another attack occurred upon a innocent girl, who thought that elephants unfurled billions of segways, and Billy died. His brain was growing
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Who is not Insane one man ask, the answer being a fool.
Are you Insane the same man asks, - "Oh yes!. The Mad Hatter being saner!"




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Once there was a monster who spoke only about bubble gum. He thought that he should take a lesson about bubbles and rubber bands. He could jump over the river in front of an emu, but this once again proved he failed Maths.

"One bubble is round," the bubble master said. The object began to vibrate intensely and jiggle like marshmallows.

"Help!" cried the mushroom that ate cheese bread. "I never wanted to wear Twilight-inspired flares. Generic engineered Chimera can't swallow bubblegum." Then all of the black sludge jumped on Billy. He pulled the sludge slowly, then chewed some goat fur hungrily. The goat was poised, ready for more peanut butter and pie, once he lifted a MASSIVE RUBBER CHICKEN that interrogated his family.

The horticulturist bombed the ocean, when cream cheese began polluting the sea-bed. The vanity was unbelievably silly because the water gave a football influenza.

"Egad!" cried the football's doctor "It's much worse than we thought- you have bird flu!" Fortunately, Senator Clinton bought some band-aids, therefore drowning vampires and unicorns.

Sombreros were flying pinatas shaped like wonderbras that platypuses attacked. They shot cereal boxes that devoured geese soup and the vortex was spinning madly. African voodoo sharpeners sharpen carrots, used CDs, and monkeys.

Nearby, another attack occurred upon a innocent girl, who thought that elephants unfurled billions of segways, and Billy died. His brain was growing so
When in doubt...obfuscate!




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Once there was a monster who spoke only about bubble gum. He thought that he should take a lesson about bubbles and rubber bands. He could jump over the river in front of an emu, but this once again proved he failed Maths.

"One bubble is round," the bubble master said. The object began to vibrate intensely and jiggle like marshmallows.

"Help!" cried the mushroom that ate cheese bread. "I never wanted to wear Twilight-inspired flares. Generic engineered Chimera can't swallow bubblegum." Then all of the black sludge jumped on Billy. He pulled the sludge slowly, then chewed some goat fur hungrily. The goat was poised, ready for more peanut butter and pie, once he lifted a MASSIVE RUBBER CHICKEN that interrogated his family.

The horticulturist bombed the ocean, when cream cheese began polluting the sea-bed. The vanity was unbelievably silly because the water gave a football influenza.

"Egad!" cried the football's doctor "It's much worse than we thought- you have bird flu!" Fortunately, Senator Clinton bought some band-aids, therefore drowning vampires and unicorns.

Sombreros were flying pinatas shaped like wonderbras that platypuses attacked. They shot cereal boxes that devoured geese soup and the vortex was spinning madly. African voodoo sharpeners sharpen carrots, used CDs, and monkeys.

Nearby, another attack occurred upon a innocent girl, who thought that elephants unfurled billions of segways, and Billy died. His brain was growing so tentacles
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Who is not Insane one man ask, the answer being a fool.
Are you Insane the same man asks, - "Oh yes!. The Mad Hatter being saner!"




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Once there was a monster who spoke only about bubble gum. He thought that he should take a lesson about bubbles and rubber bands. He could jump over the river in front of an emu, but this once again proved he failed Maths.

"One bubble is round," the bubble master said. The object began to vibrate intensely and jiggle like marshmallows.

"Help!" cried the mushroom that ate cheese bread. "I never wanted to wear Twilight-inspired flares. Generic engineered Chimera can't swallow bubblegum." Then all of the black sludge jumped on Billy. He pulled the sludge slowly, then chewed some goat fur hungrily. The goat was poised, ready for more peanut butter and pie, once he lifted a MASSIVE RUBBER CHICKEN that interrogated his family.

The horticulturist bombed the ocean, when cream cheese began polluting the sea-bed. The vanity was unbelievably silly because the water gave a football influenza.

"Egad!" cried the football's doctor "It's much worse than we thought- you have bird flu!" Fortunately, Senator Clinton bought some band-aids, therefore drowning vampires and unicorns.

Sombreros were flying pinatas shaped like wonderbras that platypuses attacked. They shot cereal boxes that devoured geese soup and the vortex was spinning madly. African voodoo sharpeners sharpen carrots, used CDs, and monkeys.

Nearby, another attack occurred upon a innocent girl, who thought that elephants unfurled billions of segways, and Billy died. His brain was growing so tentacles that
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Once there was a monster who spoke only about bubble gum. He thought that he should take a lesson about bubbles and rubber bands. He could jump over the river in front of an emu, but this once again proved he failed Maths.

"One bubble is round," the bubble master said. The object began to vibrate intensely and jiggle like marshmallows.

"Help!" cried the mushroom that ate cheese bread. "I never wanted to wear Twilight-inspired flares. Generic engineered Chimera can't swallow bubblegum." Then all of the black sludge jumped on Billy. He pulled the sludge slowly, then chewed some goat fur hungrily. The goat was poised, ready for more peanut butter and pie, once he lifted a MASSIVE RUBBER CHICKEN that interrogated his family.

The horticulturist bombed the ocean, when cream cheese began polluting the sea-bed. The vanity was unbelievably silly because the water gave a football influenza.

"Egad!" cried the football's doctor "It's much worse than we thought- you have bird flu!" Fortunately, Senator Clinton bought some band-aids, therefore drowning vampires and unicorns.

Sombreros were flying pinatas shaped like wonderbras that platypuses attacked. They shot cereal boxes that devoured geese soup and the vortex was spinning madly. African voodoo sharpeners sharpen carrots, used CDs, and monkeys.

Nearby, another attack occurred upon a innocent girl, who thought that elephants unfurled billions of segways, and Billy died. His brain was growing so tentacles that exploded
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Who is not Insane one man ask, the answer being a fool.
Are you Insane the same man asks, - "Oh yes!. The Mad Hatter being saner!"




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Once there was a monster who spoke only about bubble gum. He thought that he should take a lesson about bubbles and rubber bands. He could jump over the river in front of an emu, but this once again proved he failed Maths.

"One bubble is round," the bubble master said. The object began to vibrate intensely and jiggle like marshmallows.

"Help!" cried the mushroom that ate cheese bread. "I never wanted to wear Twilight-inspired flares. Generic engineered Chimera can't swallow bubblegum." Then all of the black sludge jumped on Billy. He pulled the sludge slowly, then chewed some goat fur hungrily. The goat was poised, ready for more peanut butter and pie, once he lifted a MASSIVE RUBBER CHICKEN that interrogated his family.

The horticulturist bombed the ocean, when cream cheese began polluting the sea-bed. The vanity was unbelievably silly because the water gave a football influenza.

"Egad!" cried the football's doctor "It's much worse than we thought- you have bird flu!" Fortunately, Senator Clinton bought some band-aids, therefore drowning vampires and unicorns.

Sombreros were flying pinatas shaped like wonderbras that platypuses attacked. They shot cereal boxes that devoured geese soup and the vortex was spinning madly. African voodoo sharpeners sharpen carrots, used CDs, and monkeys.

Nearby, another attack occurred upon a innocent girl, who thought that elephants unfurled billions of segways, and Billy died. His brain was growing so tentacles that exploded used




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Once there was a monster who spoke only about bubble gum. He thought that he should take a lesson about bubbles and rubber bands. He could jump over the river in front of an emu, but this once again proved he failed Maths.

"One bubble is round," the bubble master said. The object began to vibrate intensely and jiggle like marshmallows.

"Help!" cried the mushroom that ate cheese bread. "I never wanted to wear Twilight-inspired flares. Generic engineered Chimera can't swallow bubblegum." Then all of the black sludge jumped on Billy. He pulled the sludge slowly, then chewed some goat fur hungrily. The goat was poised, ready for more peanut butter and pie, once he lifted a MASSIVE RUBBER CHICKEN that interrogated his family.

The horticulturist bombed the ocean, when cream cheese began polluting the sea-bed. The vanity was unbelievably silly because the water gave a football influenza.

"Egad!" cried the football's doctor "It's much worse than we thought- you have bird flu!" Fortunately, Senator Clinton bought some band-aids, therefore drowning vampires and unicorns.

Sombreros were flying pinatas shaped like wonderbras that platypuses attacked. They shot cereal boxes that devoured geese soup and the vortex was spinning madly. African voodoo sharpeners sharpen carrots, used CDs, and monkeys.

Nearby, another attack occurred upon a innocent girl, who thought that elephants unfurled billions of segways, and Billy died. His brain was growing so tentacles that exploded used snot...
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Who is not Insane one man ask, the answer being a fool.
Are you Insane the same man asks, - "Oh yes!. The Mad Hatter being saner!"



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