Abolutely hilarious...if you dont get it, it is a way for dads to break up with their daughters bfs for their daughtesr....
Why you can’t date my little Princess Form Letter
Dear _______________,
I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further
contention as Mr. Right. As you are probably aware, the competition was exceedingly tough and dozens of well-qualified candidates
such as yourself also failed to make the final cut.
I will, however, keep your name on file should an opening come available. So that you may find better success in your future romantic endeavors, please allow me to offer the following reason(s) you were disqualified from the competition:
(Check those that apply)
1. ___Your last name is objectionable. I can't imagine my daughter taking it,
hyphenating it, or subjecting my grandchildren to it.
2. ___Your first name is objectionable. It's just not something I can
picture my daughter yelling out in a fit of rage.
3. ___The fact that our first dining experience to date has left MY
wallet a little lighter and YOUR pants a little tighter
4. ___Your social class (or lack there of) is unacceptable i.e. you’re the village idiot or court jester and she is my Princess.
5. ___You failed the 20 Question Rule, i.e., I asked you 20 questions
about yourself before you asked me more than one about my daughter.
6. ___Your constant emailing shows me you have TOO much time on your hands
7. ___Your legs are skinnier than my daughters. You can FIT into her pants
8. ___You're too short. Any son that she produced would inevitably be
beaten up repeatedly at recess.
9. ___You're too tall. I'm developing a chronic neck condition from
trying to look you in the eye.
10. ___You have a hairy back.
11. ___I find your inability to fix my daughters car extraordinarily unappealing.
12. ___The fact that your apartment has been condemned reveals an
inherent slovenliness that I fear is unbreakable.
13. ___The phrase "My Mother" has popped up far too often in conversation.
14. ___You still live with your parents.
15. ___Although I do enjoy the X-Files, I find your wardrobe of Star
Trek uniforms a little disconcerting.
16. ___Your frequent references to your ex-girlfriend lead me to
suspect that you are some sort of psychotic stalker.
17. ___Your ability to belch the alphabet is not a trait that I am
seeking in a long term partner for my princess.
18. ___Your height is out of proportion to your weight. If you should,
however, happen to gain the necessary 17 vertical inches, please
resubmit your application.
19. ___You referred to me as either dude, man, partner, pops, or all of the above, and or when you called me “Sir”, your tone was insincere
20. ___ She is way out of your league; set your sights lower next time.
Sincerely, _________________________________
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