The Best Way To Eat Cereal

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Which utensil would you use to eat cereal?

  • Spoon 25%
  • Fork 13%
  • Knife No votes
  • Spork 13%
  • Spife No votes
  • Knork No votes
  • Tiny Spoon 13%
  • My Hands No votes
  • Tilt the bowl back into my mouth 13%
  • Other/Plead my case below 25%

Total votes: 8

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EllieMae
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Sat Feb 15, 2025 6:49 am
EllieMae says... · Sat Feb 15, 2025 6:49 am
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Please choose which utensil is the best for eating cereal with and debate your case in the comments. Thanks!
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Sat Feb 15, 2025 7:00 am
Iggy says... · Sat Feb 15, 2025 7:00 am
why use bowl when I have a perfectly good mouth?

open mouth, insert cereal, pour milk

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Sat Feb 15, 2025 8:36 am
NovemberCrow says... · Sat Feb 15, 2025 8:36 am
Knife because knives can be used for anything. Even cereal eating.
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LuminescentAnt says... · Sat Feb 22, 2025 12:11 am
I have to say I've never heard of a spife...XD
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Sat Feb 22, 2025 4:34 am
canopy says... · Sat Feb 22, 2025 4:34 am
SPORK!!!!! It shall always be the mighty spork!! How else will I spear the offending cereal and slurp their life source at the same time!!! SPORK RULES


>.> but me is curious about knork <.<
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Sat Feb 22, 2025 8:21 am
NovemberCrow says... · Sat Feb 22, 2025 8:21 am
I still stand on knife’s side.
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Sat Feb 22, 2025 4:10 pm
junipers says... · Sat Feb 22, 2025 4:10 pm
tiny spoon. then you can savor it and it's super fun to eat!!
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Sat Feb 22, 2025 4:33 pm
EllieMae says... · Sat Feb 22, 2025 4:33 pm
LuminescentAnt wrote:I have to say I've never heard of a spife...XD

Perhaps you have heard of the knoon instead?
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deleted48 says... · Sat Feb 22, 2025 8:44 pm
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