Would you rather...

Forever though?

Mole. At least I’m still a mammal.

Would you rather be a snake or a fly?

I think it could be fun. I can still change my gender by being transgender. Just like my cousin who is now my cousin.

A snake.

Would you rather be a pig or a cow?

Well… you could. Your cousin who is now your cousin. Are you just trying to confuse me?

Pig… I taste better…

Would you rather be lettuce or cucumber?

Cucumber. Because it consists of a lot of water.

No, not really. He was my cousin but since December she is my cousin.

Would you rather travel to Rome or to Paris?

Is she your age?

Paris… I’m not interested in the Vatican and all it’s affairs.

She´s a bit older.

you forgot your question.

But I did ask a question.

Would you rather ask a question or wait for me to ask a question?

second options.

Would you rather be the main character or a sidekick?

Sidekick. I don’t like the spotlight.

Would you rather be a writer or a swan?

A swranter. A writer. Then with the money, I could transform myself into a swan.

Would you rather be in a sinking ship or a falling plane?

But that isn't possible...

Falling plane. That way when I die it doesn't smell so fishy...


Would you rather believe there are implications of death or that there are no implications? (Think hard.)

I would rather believe there are implications of death, e.g. continuity as carbon atoms, because otherwise how will the Earth persist???

Would you rather groom a horse or groom a cow?

A horse... I kind of know how it works...

Would you rather groom a cat or a hamster?

A hamster seems more manageable

Would you rather drink water out of an antique vase or out of a hose?

Hose… it wouldn’t be the first time.

Would you rather find all your school notes or sort through all your school notes.