Insert Coin [2]

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mycocosm
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Fri Nov 15, 2013 2:19 am
mycocosm says... · Fri Nov 15, 2013 2:19 am
*Receives homework exactly like it was, except with a post-it that tells you you are being lazy.*

*Inserts an inserting machine*
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Cheetah
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Fri Nov 15, 2013 2:31 am
Cheetah says... · Fri Nov 15, 2013 2:31 am
You jam up the machine and get 999999 coins.

*Inserts Elder Wand*
And passersby who heard his echoing laughter wondered what kind of grief man had to go through before he could laugh so free.
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Deadman
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Fri Nov 15, 2013 1:46 pm
Deadman says... · Fri Nov 15, 2013 1:46 pm
You receive a younger wand.

*Inserts fifty page report that I have not written yet.*
"If you're going through hell, keep going."
-Winston Churchill

"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life."
-Winston Churchill

It is impossible to reason with idiots.
-unknown
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lostthought
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Fri Nov 15, 2013 2:09 pm
lostthought says... · Fri Nov 15, 2013 2:09 pm
You receive already written reports

*inserts a what if*
"Aaloo is potato in urdu, like AAAAAA-loo, or like AAAAA-look such delicious deliciousness."
-Pompadour

"MY SOUL IS A GREY ABYSS"
-QueenOfHearts
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Deadman
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Fri Nov 15, 2013 3:41 pm
Deadman says... · Fri Nov 15, 2013 3:41 pm
You receive a horrid what if situation.

*Inserts a whale.*
"If you're going through hell, keep going."
-Winston Churchill

"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life."
-Winston Churchill

It is impossible to reason with idiots.
-unknown
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AfterTheStorm
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Fri Nov 15, 2013 10:49 pm
AfterTheStorm says... · Fri Nov 15, 2013 10:49 pm
...And out pops Captain Ahab!

*inserts myself*
"And after the storm..." ~Mumford and Sons

You can't have a rainbow without a little rain.

Got Squills?
Proverbs 31:25

Spoiler
Made you look.
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Cheetah
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Sat Nov 16, 2013 8:29 pm
Cheetah says... · Sat Nov 16, 2013 8:29 pm
You receive a sunny day with no clouds.

*Inserts COIN* :O
And passersby who heard his echoing laughter wondered what kind of grief man had to go through before he could laugh so free.
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Zolen
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Sun Nov 17, 2013 1:32 am
Zolen says... · Sun Nov 17, 2013 1:32 am
You received the arm of a goat, and a single tusk from an extinct fish.

*inserts the coin*
Self quoting is the key to sounding wise and all knowing.
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GlitterGabbi
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Sun Nov 17, 2013 7:40 am
GlitterGabbi says... · Sun Nov 17, 2013 7:40 am
You receive a coke.

Inserts fart.
[Insert Signature Here]
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mycocosm
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Sun Nov 17, 2013 9:29 pm
mycocosm says... · Sun Nov 17, 2013 9:29 pm
*Receives radioactive gas*
*Inserts nothing*
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deaththekid8
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Mon Nov 18, 2013 4:44 am
deaththekid8 says... · Mon Nov 18, 2013 4:44 am
receives a dome of compressed mass to the point that if you release it your body will shrink to the width of a toothpick
Inserts black star to get him to just shut up
Well i feel the need to spin some new flavor into my writing so let's begin.
... ... aaaaand i got nada.
Well writer's block is the worst. crank randomness to level eleven.
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Deadman
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Mon Nov 18, 2013 1:19 pm
Deadman says... · Mon Nov 18, 2013 1:19 pm
*Receives a black hole.*

*Inserts a cat*
"If you're going through hell, keep going."
-Winston Churchill

"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life."
-Winston Churchill

It is impossible to reason with idiots.
-unknown
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turtlethatroars
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Mon Nov 18, 2013 7:07 pm
turtlethatroars says... · Mon Nov 18, 2013 7:07 pm
*Receives a dead mouse*

*inserts a chocolate bar*
"the beauty of words. They can be many different things to many different people. It's all in how we listen. Or how we read." - Lyrical Inspiration (authors note) of Enemies and Playmates by Darcia Helle

-Formally tkpejb
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Deadman
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Tue Nov 19, 2013 1:21 pm
Deadman says... · Tue Nov 19, 2013 1:21 pm
*Receives a carrot!*

*Inserts a school supplied Macbook.*
"If you're going through hell, keep going."
-Winston Churchill

"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life."
-Winston Churchill

It is impossible to reason with idiots.
-unknown
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turtlethatroars
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Tue Nov 19, 2013 2:55 pm
turtlethatroars says... · Tue Nov 19, 2013 2:55 pm
*Receives the chocolate bar I previously inserted*

*Inserts the the carrot soup I made*
"the beauty of words. They can be many different things to many different people. It's all in how we listen. Or how we read." - Lyrical Inspiration (authors note) of Enemies and Playmates by Darcia Helle

-Formally tkpejb
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When we are children we seldom think of the future. This innocence leaves us free to enjoy ourselves as few adults can. The day we fret about the future is the day we leave our childhood behind.
— Patrick Rothfuss, The Name of the Wind