Would you rather...?

Abilities of a bat. I already get made fun of, but this time I can fly away.

WYR have the ability to fly or run stupendously fast?

I'd rather fly. Running stupendously fast sounds like a recipe for breaking every bone in your body.

Would you rather go to a four hour long concert for a band you hate, full of fans you hate, or not listen to your favorite band's music for a year?

I couldn't make it a year without my favorite bands music, so I'd take the four hour long concert.

WYR, go a whole year getting half an hour of sleep every night, or go a week with no sleep?

A week with no sleep, 'cause I'd never be able to make it a year.

WYR spend a month eating food you love, and food you hate the rest of your life, or spend a year eating food you hate, and food you love the rest of your life?

A year eating the food I hate, because I'd see able to see the light at the end of the tunnel. My torture would be over. Sometime.

WYR have 4 years of taking only Gym class (were you are actually made to exercise) or 4 years of taking your most difficult subject?

Gym class, because I love gym.

WYR Be stuck in a blizzard or stuck in the desert.

^^Blizard^^

WYR lick someones foot or clean the bathroom with qtips?

Clean the Bathroom with Q-Tips.

WYR learn Chinese or Spanish?

CHINESE!
I already know some. So i'd rather finish learning that all before I start on another language.

WYR be stuck in a super violent video game for 24 hours, or listen to the super mario themesong for 24 hours?

Listen to the Super Mario theme song for 24 hours. At least I wouldn't end up dying violently a hundred times over (I'd probably want to die, but that's not the point).

WYR be savagely attacked by a sabre-toothed laptop or strangled slowly by your own earphones (which are playing Call Me Maybe)?

Saber toothed laptop, mainly because you didn't state I'd die.

Would you rather drown escaping someone, or die brutally while fighting in an MMA match?

MMA match, it wouldn't seem like I was running away that way.

Would you rather be forced to chew a rock for a day, or chew a piece of gum for a year.

I'd rather chew a tiny pebble. (You didn't say it had to be big).

WYR run a thousand miles, or spend 10 years chipping away at Mount Everest with a spoon?

Run a thousand miles! (over the course of my lifetime)

Would you rather give up your computer or one of your pets?

Computer. (After I uploaded all the stuff I needed onto my USB of course )

WYR sing forever or dance forever?