Would you rather...?

Eat it alive myself. At least I AM STILL ALIVE at the aftermath.

Would you rather be made out of 100% fat free cheese or born a sugar-free ice cream?

Cheese, it wouldn't melt as easily

Would you rather take your chances in a zombie apocolypse or a world where 98 percent of the world is covered in water and we are hunted by sharks.

Zombie apocalypse because I can't swim too well, and I'm an outstanding marksman.

Would you rather be buried alive or bound and thrown into a cave somewhere.

Bound and thrown in a cave (there's a chance I make it out alive)

Would you rather (in a fantasy war situation) be a legendary swordsman ( you would be super famous and be written in all the books, ballads would be sung about you) but die early OR would you be a complete nobody who changed the course of events of the war a live a long life?

Complete nobody. I'd change the war, live a long life, AND not have to worry about being hunted down by people who hate me.

Would you rather have to swim through a mile of thick mud, or run through a mile of the Sahara Desert.

Swim through the mud. There's nothing wrong with mud.

Would you rather die, or be forced to listen to all of the horrible music ever made in the world.

Die, because I would die before being able to listen to it all anyways.

WYR be shrunk down to one inch and kept in a doll house forever, or be onehundred feet tall and looked at like a monster for the rest of your life?

I would rather be one inch tall and kept in a doll house. I'm already short for my age so I figure it won't be that much of a difference.

Would you rather be killed or commit suicide?

KILLED! That way it would be more exciting, since I won't see it coming!

Would you rather be stuck in a musical (Like Les Miserables) for the rest of your life, or never be able to speak again?

A MUSICAL because I'm a sucker for anything related to theatre,musicals and the arts (I'm a thespian in addition to being a writer)


Would you rather be turned into paper or stone?

Stone, because in my books stone beats paper.

Would you rather be stuck forever in math classes, or in health classes?

Math because i don't understand health at all, go figure

Would you rather eat ice cream for every meal or enjoy the company of your favorite singer for a year.

Enjoy the company of my favourite singer. Because we could eat ice cream together.

Would you rather have Stephen Fry' s face tattooed onto yours (you can't remove it) or have to colour every inch of your skin in with black ink every single morning?

I rather have to colour every inch of my skin in black in every single morning, I love my face thank you very much hahah...

"Would you rather be able to fly far and high up into the heavens, or forever stuck wandering on earth, with the help of immortality?

Heavens.
Immortality would be depressing, you'd have to watch everyone around you die until it's just you. Then you'd be alone forever. Floating through space...
Anyway,
Would you rather be cursed never to sleep, or never to wake?