If you were a...

Probably make out with Pain X3 then trail him like a puppy
NO: Hidon

Cuss out Shikamaru from where I'm buried in a pit as I get eaten by bugs.
NO: Zetsu

Argue with my self and do photosynthesis ^^
NO: Kakuzu

Me: MONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEY!
Hidan: KAKUZU!
Me: *cuts off head* Moron...
NO: Clay bomb

Weee! I'm flyin! ^^ *BOOM*
NO: Kuni knife

I will impale somebody in the eye.
NO: A broken shuriken

I would be upset cause no one would want me cause I'm broken ^^''
NO: Haku

We fight to connect our dreams. Please don't hate me for wanting to protect the one precious to me. I may be but a tool to him, but I will fight for him, to protect him. For his dreams...
NO: Sasori

Art is making something that last forever. I have many pupets in my collection, but it's not about the quantity, it's about the quality.
I hate to be kept waiting.
NO: Sai

*censored*
NO: A snake freak

Pair like with like and hang around Orochimaru ^^
NO: A wanna-be Akatsuki ^u^

Follow Pain-sama everywhere demanding a cloak.
NO: A wanna-be shinobi

I'd run around trying to be everyone's friend, but end up hurting my self with my kuni! ^^''
NO: Choji

Turn into a ball and try to run people into the ground.
NO: The Mizukage

hm. . . Reasure one of my gaurds while freaking out over what the other one says cause I think it relates to me getting old ^^''
(sorry if I was thinking of the wrong Kage and sorry I couldn't rememeber her gaurds names ^^'' hehheh. . . )
NO: The Tsuchikage