Spoiler! :
I’m not stupid. I just wanted to try what they said on the advert.
It’s not my fault if they lied and tricked us into buying their product. It’s not my fault. Though I really should have noticed something about their ads: they never used real life people- only cartoons. That should have told me something, but hey, how was I supposed to know that it was all a lie?
What? Oh, so now you tell me it was figurative. Why didn’t anyone tell me that before I jumped off the top of that twenty-storey building to test out if Red Bull really gave wings?
I guess you all waited for me to end up in this state before telling me, huh?
Well thanks a lot because now I’m never going to be able to sue them now that I’m like this. Thanks a lot for letting me die before explaining things to me clearly.
Ironically though, now I really do have wings.
Thanks a bloody lot, Red Bull.
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