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*CAITLIN appears in mysterious meadow, disgruntled and in her pajamas*
CAITLIN: *rubs eyes* What the f-- *cut off by KANYE WEST and his backup singers*
KANYE WEST: *singing* How could you be so heartless...?
CAITLIN: Heyy, it's Kanye We-- *cut off yet again as K. WEST (and backups) disappear* ... Oh. That's wonderful.... Now, where am I?
MYSTERIOUS VOICE: Bella? Come here and---
*EDWARD CULLEN comes at CAITLIN from behind, grabbing her shoulder, then cut off by her shreik of terror and disdain*
CAITLIN: Wah! Rape! Rape! Help! Child Mollester!
EDWARD: *screams* you're not Bella!
CAITLIN: Hell no! I would never be such a whore of a character!
EDWARD: *eyes glow red with laser vision* What did you just say about my Bella, my love, the reason for my existance?
CAITLIN: heyy, I didn't know you had laser vision! *shrugs* I called her a whore. She just wasn't that strong a character. See, she makes out with wolfy dude and likes it, says she loves both you and Jacob, and then begs you for sex. Over. And. Over. Thus: Whore.
EDWARD: What did you just say about my Bella, my love, the reason for my existance?
CAITLIN: God! The characters in your book are soooo repetitive!
GOD: I agree!
EDWARD: What did you just say about my book, the reason for my exist--
CAITLIN: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!
AUTHOR: Hey, no caps! Shame on you!
*EDWARD disapeares*
CAITLIN: *mystified* That was easy...
*wanders around, trying to figure what's happening in the plot, only to be surrounded by HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL*
HSM: *singing* We're all in this together!
CAITLIN: Get the hell out of here!
HSM: *keeps singing that god-awful tune*
NARRATOR: And suddenly, a wonderful band called The Fray fell from the sky, landing by Caitlin to save the day.
CAITLIN: ZOMG! The Fray is here to save the day!!!! Yay!
THE FRAY: Wrong! *unzips suit to reveal THE JONAS BROS. and DEMI LEVATO... Or however you spell her name.
CAITLIN: Demi Levato? Well, at least you're not that bad...
*D. LEVATO morphs into HANNAH MONTANA-MILEY CYRUS*
HANNAH-MILEY: Hey, y'all!
CAITLIN: *sigh* Figures. That's just my luck.
JOE JONAS: Ewwie! I just made out with Hannah... Miley... Whatever. Rape!
HANNAH-MILEY: Mwahahaha! That's right!
CAITLIN: *disturbed* wait, I thought all you guys were supposed to be super pure and stuff...
J. JONAS: Psh, whatever.
H-M: Well, I ain't even Hannah... Miley....whatever. *Pulls off wig to reveal BILLY RAY CYRUS*
BILLY RAY: Hey, y'all!
J. JONAS: Uhhhh... *looks repulsed*
CAITLIN: oooh, epically pwned!
ZAC EFFRON: is this confession time? Cause I'm really... *twirls around, coming back as...*
BEYONCE: Single ladies!
EVERYONE ELSE: *backs away slowly*
CAITLIN: *sprints* I gotta get out of this place! *runs into LAURENT, another Twilight character*
LAURENT: I can't help myself... You're so... Mouthwatering...
CAITLIN: I'm not Bella, and this isn't New Moon! Get it right.
LAURENT: but... You look just like her...
CAITLIN: No! Look! My hair is darker, and I have bangs! Idiot.
LAURENT: ....oh. But I do need to find a snack, and you do smell like a delicious deli ham sandwich...
CAITLIN: mmm... It was really good, too...
BELLA: *materializes* My Edward left me! *sob* The reason for my existance... Gone! *more sobs*
CAITLIN: not this again! At least Laurent was a little more interesting!
LAURENT: thankyou! Now... Who should I eat.....? Both seem tasty... But I think I'll have to go with... Bobo.
CAITLIN: Bobo?
LAURENT: *shrugs* The hobo from down the street.
BELLA: Teehee! Bobo the Hobo! But... Not the reason for my exist-- *passes out*
CAITLIN and LAURENT: Wow...
*LAURENT and CAITLIN part ways*
Note: this is my first script, and I'm nervous aboub posting it
I mean no offense to any of the people/characters mentioned in this script. Thanks for reading it
Rating changed to R for themes. -- Juniper
Wow I loved that!
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