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All Because Of [BLANK]
Sat May 16, 2009 7:45 pm
In English class we had to do this; it was so fun, I decided to post it up.
This is a little how your story will be formated:
Because [BLANK] happened, [BLANKETY] happened.
And because [BLANKETY] happened, [BLANKETY-BLANKETY] happened.
And because [BLANKET-BLANKETY] happened, [BLANKETY-BLANK] happened.
And so on...
Here's an example of one I did...
Because the air conditiong broke in the English classroom, people were hot.
And because people were hot, they couldn't consentrate.
And because they couldn't consentrate, they made bad grades.
And because people made bad grades, they didn't get into good colleges.
And because the school had no people who got into good colleges, the school had to be shut down.
And because the school had to be shut down, tons of teachers lost their jobs.
And because the teachers lost their jobs, they had to get waitressing jobs or other things that a freshman might have.
And because there was no jobs left for the freshmens who went to other schools and were likely to go to college, they couldn't pay for it.
And because the freshmens couldn't pay for college, they had to drop out.
And because all the freshmens dropped out of college and the others couldn't even aquire the right grades to go to college, all colleges around the area shut down.
And because all the colleges around the area shut down, the schools began to shut down too.
And because the schools began to shut down, the town became full of uneducated childern.
And because the town became full of uneducated childern, they turned into madpeople.
And because they turned into madpeople, they went on rages, killing anyone who got a good education.
And because of such rages, the towns became barren of people, and soon houses, schools, and other offices were shut down.
And because cities began to shut down, everyone became a hobo.
And because everyone became a hobo, many people died very young.
All because the air conditoining broke in the English classroom.
NOW, you post yours! Must be five 'Because of's at least! HAVE FUN! <3
e s c a p e
from the storm
inside of me
you'll only make
Sun May 31, 2009 7:26 pm
Because David turned left, he went the wrong way
And because David went the wrong way, he was late to work
And because he was late for work, his boss fired him
And because his boss fired him, the company was short on staff
Ands because his company was short on staff, they hired someone called Jane
And because they hired someone called Jane, they could promote someone called Jill
And because they promoted someone called Jill, there was a position open
And because there was a position open, they hired back David
And because they hired back David, he had to share a desk with Jane
And because he had to share a desk with Jane, he fell in love with her
And because he feel in love with her, they got married
And because they got married, they also had children
All because that David turned left.
Ta da, what do you think?
Everything has been figured out, except how to live.
Mon Jun 01, 2009 1:46 am
Because Cain was expelled, he couldn't go to school anymore.
And because he couldn't go to school anymore, he had to find a way to earn money.
And because he had to find another way to earn money, he sold a machine he built.
And because he sold the machine, he received enough money to make more machines.
And because he had enough money to make more machines, he made another more.
And because he made more, he sold them all.
And because he sold them all, he was able to start his own business.
And because he was able to start his own business, he began to earn even more money.
And because he began to earn even more money, he was able to open more shops.
And because he opened more shops, he earned so much money.
And because he earned so much money, he became rich.
All because he was expelled.
Somewhat inspirational, I think. xD
"The moral of this story, is that if I cause a stranger to choke to death for my amusement, what do you think I’ll do to you if you don’t tell me who ordered you to kill Colosimo?“
Love, get out of my way.
Mon Jun 01, 2009 8:29 pm
Because Steve fell off the roof, he broke his leg.
And because he broke his leg, he couldn’t go to work.
And because he couldn’t go to work, he lost his job.
And because he lost his job, he got kicked out of his apartment.
And because he got kicked out of his apartment, he had to live with his mom.
And because he had to live with his mom, he had to do his moms laundry.
And because he had to do his moms laundry, he found a pair of his moms granny panties.
And because he found a pair of his moms granny panties, he freaked out.
And because he freaked out, he had a heart attack.
And because he had a heart attack, he went to the hospital.
And because he went to the hospital, his health insurance paid him a giant benefit.
And because his health insurance paid him a giant benefit, he hired a lawyer.
And because he hired a lawyer, he sued the company that made the granny panties.
And because he sued the company that made the granny panties, he won the suit and several million dollars.
All because Steve fell off the roof.
Never forget who you are, for surely the world will not. Make it your strength. Then it can never be your weakness. Armor yourself in it, and it will never be used to hurt you.
Prometheus, thief of light, giver of light, bound by the gods, must have been a book.
— Mark Z. Danielewski, House of Leaves
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