When life gives you lemons, don't brush your teeth.
"His destructive programming is taking effect. He will be irresistibly drawn to large cities where he will back up sewers, reverse street signs, and steal everyone’s left shoe."
When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down! -Portal 2, Cave Johnson
So twinkle twinkle little star, now I know what you are. -Absolutely no idea where I heard this.
The Fear Contest - Winners
1st Place - Hit the Black by mikeypro 2nd Place - Makeshift Calamity by jcipriano1 3rd Place - Ashes and Blood by HaydenSmith
"And so I arrive, like a sudden windstorm at a kindergarten picnic!" - Dimentio
Curiosity killed the cat, but the satisfaction brought it back.
Stop moaning about a half empty cup, there is a hole in the botom so fix it before it's all gone you dramatic bum.
"When a resolute young fellow steps up to the great bully, the world, and takes him boldly by the beard, he is often suprised to find it comes off in his hand, and that it was only tied on to scare away the timid adventurers."Ralph Waldo Emerson
Accept the lemons, and allow yourself to be zen while tasting their sourness like a monk walking on hot coals until you are immune to their taste.
Music <3
Death Cab for Cutie - Funeral For A Friend - A Day To Remember - Taking Back Sunday - Safetysuit - There For Tomorrow - OneRepublic - All American Rejects - Yellowcard - Motion City Soundtrack
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