Teacher: Why were you late?
Me: I was brutally attacked by a pack of rapid squirrels who took me to their underground layer. Once there, I plotted my escape but was stopped by The Squirrelinator. They put me in a deep dark prison filled with nuts and bark...THREE HOURS LATER...and because I boarded the pirates spaceship, the dark lord knew where I was so...THREE MORE HOURS...which is why Tippy ran away from the gecko...THREE MORE HOURS...which is why I'm late to class.
Teacher: Snoar....
Me: Teacher?
Teacher: What? What?
Me: You were about to give me extra credit.
Teacher: Okay
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