Young Writers Society

"Lean on me Amadeaus, I'm sining in the rain, can you feel the love tonight and see hte color of the winds?"

LMAO... what would you do if your bf or gf was cheating on you and you KNEW?

"Hmm . . . anyone have a bazooka?"

What would you do (or say) if your sibling bought an elephant as a pet?

Kill my brother, keep the elephant and feel the carcas to it.

What would your last words be before you commited suicide?

"Stealing my double stuf oreos had more conseqences than you thought, huh?"

*giggle* Gotta love the double stuf oreos.....yum.....

What would you say or do if you were forced to intern with a trash guy for the summer?

"I didn't think anything could smell as bad as my mom's casserol...I was wrong."

What would you do (say) if you found out your parents were actually replaced by aliens from mars?

'As long as you two can make Fettaccine Alfredo...we won't have a problem.'
::eyes narrow::

What would you say if you suddenly starred in your very own citcom about Malaysian printers and short-term memory loss?

"What were we talking about again?"

What would you do (or say) if your television was stuck on one channel?

'Aww damn it, all I have now is CNN!'
::dropkicks TV::

What would you say if you won an award for "Most Likely to Have Kids that Turn Out Poorly"?

"It looks like it is time to vote pro-choice . . ."

(also cruel, but for the sake of stupid humor!)

What would you do (or say) if you had to farm to make a living for the rest of your life?

"Time to go invent farming robots...Or marry some really rich guy."

What would you say if you had to do the Robot for the rest of your life?

"Holy crap, I should get this on camera!"

What would you do (or say) if you had to get married to an imaginary girlfriend/boyfriend?

"Well, I'll never have to worry about getting divorced, at least."

What would you say if you had to listen to the Backstreet Boys for the rest of your life?

"... so much, never stopping.... I AM ON FIRE"
:smashes head into a wall:

What would you do if your math teaher was being a pervert to you and was totally giving you straigt a's?

"Sir, I demand you stop treating me this way... and I earned those a's..."

What would you say if you found out that your parents were ex-spies from Russia?

"Why the heck did you quit!?"

What would you do (or say) if your dog suddenly evolved into a talking ape? (IF you can call the evolution)