What would YOU do?

Truth is knowing that actually, people pick their nose in public, under the guise of their other hand.

What would you do if your cerebral cortex exploded?

I wouldn't be able to do anything!

What would you do if a policeman came to your front door to arrest you?

I'd grab him by his conk and force him to tell me why.

What would you do if there were no apples left in this world?

I'd eat oranges.


What would you do if you started hearing whispers and they grew louder each day?

Invest in some ear plugs.


What would you do if you just did aerobic workout videos the entire day?

Work out.

What would you do if monkeys invaded your house?

Starts a circus.


What would you do if you were on fire literally?

Have a very long shower.

What would you do if you found something belonging to a long-lost friend?

I would probably just keep it. It I was still in contact with them and I thought they might want it i'd give it back, otherwise probably not.

What would you do if your house literally exploded due to a gas leak or something?

File a lawsuit and make millions.


What would you do if you were shrinking day by day?

Dial 999. Get a prescription for some re-enlargement drug.

What would you do if there was a blackout in your town?

Light up candles.


What would you do if you woke up and found out your legs gone?

Build new ones.

What would you do if an alien just married your aunt?

Probably run out of the house screaming. And hope this isn't the start of a mass alien invasion.

What would you do if someone confided a dangerous secret in you?

I would probably faint. Either that or scream. After that, I would either keep quiet or tell somebody, depending on what the secret is.

What would you do if you just won a trip for three, and all three of your friends want to go with you?