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"I never even had a dog!!!"

What would you say to your computer if it refused to do anything and then laughed at your futile attempts to get it to work?




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"*chucks computer out window* THERE!!! HAHA!!! AND YOU THOUGHT I WAS JUST A MERE LOSER...."

What would you say if your TV imploded?
Graffiti is the most passionate form of literature there is.

- Demetri Martin




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"Yay! Now my little sister is going to die!"

What would you say if a stuffed animal under your bed came to life and ate all your underwear? (This was one of my first stories)
"You do ill if you praise, but worse if you censure, what you do not understand." Leonardo Da Vinci

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"Dang . . . no more playing Captain Underpants."
*sulks*

What would you do (or say) if your computer would only let you go to one website?




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"please let it be badger badger badger please please please"

What would you say if your mom hit you with her car?




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"And you scream when I drive!"

What would you say if the sky was falling?
"You do ill if you praise, but worse if you censure, what you do not understand." Leonardo Da Vinci

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:looks at chicken little who is shouting this:
HOLY CRUD a TALKING CHICKEN

how much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?




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"How much Chuck could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck?"

what would you say if Nate died and the site was taken over by anti-writing aliens?
Graffiti is the most passionate form of literature there is.

- Demetri Martin




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"21308721049842S28172937292A3948039483098V09283021938E094820398M9128302938E0239823098!!!"

:hidden message above, person who can get it will get 10 ponts:

What would you do if our next persident was gay?




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"I wanna be just like him when I grow up!"

what would you say if your teacher turned into a werewolf and couldn't come to school?

(you can pick any teacher...I'd prefer my vocal music teacher..*grins*)
Graffiti is the most passionate form of literature there is.

- Demetri Martin




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"Dude! I don't get it! Why can't he come to school?! I WANNA SEE A WEREWOLF!!!"

What would you say if you got biten by said teacher and turned into a werewolf too?
The robbed that smiles, steals something from the thief. ~William Shakespeare, Othello
Boo. SPEW is watching.




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"Well, at least I'll be warm in winter..."

What would you say if you caused World War 3?




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"Geez . . . I was just visiting Germany!"

What would you do (or say) if YWS allied with TYWC and went into a bloody war with every other writing site on the web?




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"Here's a lovely message for those who mocked me: YOU'RE GOING DOWN!!!!!"

What would you say if your little sister took over the world?
"You do ill if you praise, but worse if you censure, what you do not understand." Leonardo Da Vinci

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"My little brother is a sister???"

What would you do if you chewd bubble gum and then blew a bubble that popped and got all over your entire body?



Uh, Lisa, the whole reason we have elected officials is so we don't have to think all the time. Just like that rainforest scare a few years back: our officials saw there was a problem and they fixed it, didn't they?
— Homer Simpson