With a shriek and a flurry of sparkles, Joe transformed into a carrot.
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With a shriek and a flurry of sparkles, Joe transformed into a carrot.
"Did I tell you all about how I managed to parallel park the car yesterday? The neighbor's new Toyota didn't even burst into flames and slide down the hill this time-- wait."
"...So you know what a plantation is," Matthew said, slowly, "but you don't know what chinchillas and Renaissance fairs are?"
Well, out of all the ways to die, flirting with the wrong person seemed like a pretty cool way to go, at least. Maybe they wouldn't walk away thinking, "Beckett was a lesbian," but instead, "Beckett was a player."
Internally, Karter winced. His first instinct had to stop being "pelt the scary thing with tomatoes."
But no student came out of the bushes. Instead, the bushes stood up.
You think being a ghost protects you from the Nightman? You're corporeal and the Nightman is a demon. You're getting yeeted.
"Aren't there parts in those that you can't eat?" Mid asked
Potash turned her head slowly and stared him directly in the eyes. "Everything is edible if you put your mind to it." She deliberately continued chewing the crab, making more cROncH sounds.
Mid stared at his banana. Then put one of the very large seeds in his mouth.
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