The Character Tavern

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Burns,

As the rukus around me escalates, I decide that I need to put my foot down.

"Oi! I'm trying to have a drink here!" I yell at no one in particular.
And remember...A portkey can be any sort of harmless object...A football...or a dolphin.
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Charlie

"Yo! Wassup homies!" I Shout cheerfully, laughing, as I walk into the old pub.

Everyone's looking at me. I look at the bar. There's a man sitting at it, and he does not look very impressed. At all. Suddenly, he's screaming at me, as if I just shot his cat or something.

"Shut up!" He screams. I swear his eyes are popping out of their sockets.

I'm actually enjoying this quite a lot. It's pretty darn funny.

"Dude... chill out." I'm trying not to piss myself. "Fancy a mars bar?"

I stroll over to the man casually, and sit on the empty stool next to him. He's just glaring at me. Fine. Don't have one.

"Hey! It's Mario!" I say loudly, noticing the Italian guy further on down the room.
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**Paige, Hell On Earth**

I turned away, yanking my dagger out of the wood and asked for another drink. Somehow another bottle ended up in front of me.

I tip the bottle up and take a long drink before slamming it down on the counter. I really did not want to remember what I'd just done before coming in here.

"Oi, bartender," I called. "More drinks."
"With friends like you, who needs a medical license?"
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Zuko (yerp, he's a guy alright. And HAWT! lolz)

I roll my eyes. This girl obviously has issues. I lean in close, trying to ignore the smell of alcohol seeping out of her mouth when I'm this close.

"What's wrong, afraid to get burned?" I ask venomously.

She screams, throwing the bottle to the ground where it smashes. Good God, she's wasting a lot of good stuff by smashing all the full bottles. She attacks me, dagger in hand, but I slip out of the way, putting a small flame at the end of each finger. Finally, I can have some fun.
Is he dancing with a little boy in spandex?!

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Charlie

Jesus Christ. These guys have bad tempers. That chick has a serious issue with fire! I wonder if she'd be afraid of my lighter... that would be funny to see.

She seems pretty hammered though, she doesn't even look old enough to drink! Mind you, I can't say much. She's hot though... well, so is the guy that's winding her up.

I've just thought of something. I grab the drink from the other guy next to me. I start laughing as I throw the drink over the guys hands, the one with flames on his fingers, that is.
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Burns,

I start as my drink is forcibly yanked out of my hands. It's the new guy, the annoyingly cheerful one. I grab his shoulder.

"Hey," I snarl, "What was that about?"

He grins, "Just having a little fun!"

"Well, have it on the other side of the room," I hiss, pushing him away. I catch eyes with the bartender.

"Mind giving me a beer?" I say.
And remember...A portkey can be any sort of harmless object...A football...or a dolphin.
~Snape, AVPM

"You are the egg, you are the chrysalis, you are the progeny. You are the rot that falls from stars."
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**Paige, Hell On Earth**

I sighed and put my head down on the bar. I kept seeing that image in my head.

"Give me another a drink," I muttered and the bartender puts a glass down near my head. I straighten up and take a sip. It's cool drink. I shoot the bartender a glare then decide not to hurt him. "Thanks," I mumbled and looked away.

The guys with the fire was yelling at some newbie who had thrown alcohol onto his hand. I snickered and took another sip to hide it when he looked at me.
"With friends like you, who needs a medical license?"
- Paimon, Aether's Heart


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***Natalie (Nate) of Hell on Earth***
I staggered into the tavern. What would a few more drinks hurt? I tucked my Walter PPK into my waistband and pulled my shirt over. I don't want to start a ruckus tonight.
"Paige, what the frigg are you doin' here?"
"Who are you, my mother?" She said, downing another drink.

"What'll ya have mam?" the bartender asked.
"Martini, dry." I requested.
"Aren't you a bit young?"
"Aren't you a bit retarded? I want a dry, friggen, martini!" I yelled.
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Burns,

"Give the girl a martini," I say gruffly.

The barman glares at me.

"You gonna argue?" I say, pulling out my handgun.

"I didn' say tha'," he says hastily.

"Good," I say, turning to the new comer.
And remember...A portkey can be any sort of harmless object...A football...or a dolphin.
~Snape, AVPM

"You are the egg, you are the chrysalis, you are the progeny. You are the rot that falls from stars."
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Charlie

Some of the guys here are hysterical! A bit touchy... but still, hysterical. Especially that Burns guy, he thinks he's so hard with that gun. I'm looking at him as he verbally abuses the bartender. I walk over to him again.

"Dude, get me a drink 'en?" I grin at Burns.

"No." He grumbles. "Idiot..."

"You weren't callin' me tha' last night." I wink.

"What?!" He reaches for his handgun. Again.

"Wow. I'm so afraid." I say sarcastically.
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**Paige, Hell On Earth**

What the hell was Nate doing here? Suddenly, I realised that Sasha would kill me if he caught me drinking.

I put the glass down and pushed the bottle away.

"Well, Nate," I called. "What're you doing here? Looking for a little fun?"
"With friends like you, who needs a medical license?"
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**Victoria, Hell on Earth**

Paige was sitting around, getting drunk, as usual. I sipped my milk silently. Hopefully, nobody would talk to me, and then I could leave. I blew a smoke ring. Milk and a cigarette. Yum.
Honey, you should see me in a crown.




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***Natalie (Nate) of Hell on Earth***

"As always." I laughed.
I sipped my martini, the cool liquid drowned my desire for thirst.
Bliss.
"You got a cigarette?" I asked the guy named Burns. I noticed he had a gun,
"Oi, I've got one of those too!" I laughed, showing him mine.
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Burns,

"Oooh, really?" I say with mock enthusiasm, "That's amazing,"

I turn back to my drink, shaking my head. These people have some serious issues.
And remember...A portkey can be any sort of harmless object...A football...or a dolphin.
~Snape, AVPM

"You are the egg, you are the chrysalis, you are the progeny. You are the rot that falls from stars."
~Will Henry, on Typhoeus magnificum




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Charlie

What is up with these people and guns? The closet thing I have to a gun is a water pistol...

"Now there's no need to be rude to the lady," I say to burns. "Just because her gun is bigger than yours."

I turn to the girl. "You have a lovely gun by the way."
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