I feel something burning, and when I open my eyes I'm half my original size and covered in feathers. A beak stretches past the end of my vision. Before I can get cocky, I take off and fly after Val.
I'm never what I like I'm double sided And I just can't hide I kind of like it When I make you cry 'Cause I'm twisted up, twisted up Inside
Mr. Scorpio says productivity is up 2%, and it's all because of my motivational techniques -- like donuts and the possibility of more donuts to come. — Homer Simpson