Roman really didnt like when anyone touched his hair because then the three hours he spent doing his hair would be for nothing but since it was Thomas he decided it was fine since thomas has s m o l hands. He was heading to the kitchen to get the oreos and tripped and almost dropped thomas
Roman left and tripped again and almost dropped thomas again. He was hoping virgil wouldn't see because then he would be banned from going near Thomas because he might hurt him
I just write poetry to throw my mean callous heartless exterior into sharp relief. I’m going to throw you off the ship anyway. — Vogon Captain (The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy)