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"this is why you're not allowed to watch him! You were dropped a lot as a kid and look at how you turned out! Im not gonna let Thomas be anything like you"


Roman put Thomas on the couch

"I'm very proud of that fact, too!"

Thomas crawled across the couch to Remus. They both sat in silence for a minute before a huge grin spread across the duke's face. He whispered something in the child's ear. For the first time, Thomas started trying to form word sounds.

"vv... ffff...."

Remus' eyes glittered with excitement.

"remus what are you doing?"


Roman watched remus very carefully to make sure he wasnt gonna do anything to thomas

"He's gonna say his first words, C'mere!"

"He's going to say his first words? Did you tell him your name? It's he going to say something profound?"

Logan sounded as excited and as enthusiastic as he could be for a purely logical side. He rushed over.

Roman knew something was up, he was still excited thomas was going to talk though, and so he decided to record it just because he can


Janud emerged from the depths of his wine closet

"i swear to god if you taught him to curse i will remove your vocal cords with a pencil"

"don't worry, it's not too bad!"

"ffffhhh... fiii... fhhuu... kuhh..."

"...If we're just waiting, I'll go get Virgil and Patton."

Logan went off to do just that.

(I love wine dad Janus XD)

Roman was just staring at Thomas with le excited


"you taught him to curse. Im going to grab a pencil"

Janus goes to grab a pencil to remove remus' vocal cords

(hey uh maybe this colour is a bit easier to read...? Dunno, just being nitpicky lol)

"fiiiiiizzz...."

"There we go, say fish, c'mon... Say something, ya dumb baby..."

Baby Thomas stopped trying to talk after Remus said that.

"remus you ruined it, now hes not gonna talk"
Roman was le angry

"maybe try not calling him a dumb baby"

An angry baby Thomas blew a raspberry in Remus' face.

"I've brought Patton and Vi- what happened? Did Thomas already speak without us being here?"

"...Wow."

Thomas took his tiny hands and bapped Remus in the face, trying to sm·ck him.

"Thomas, we don't hit people. ...Not even if they deserve it."

Logan glared at Remus.

Roman laughed

"remus does deserve it though"




"good job Thomas"

Needless to say, Patton looked... sad.

"...W-What..?"

Virgil grumbled.

"D*mmit, Remus..."

"Janus, please don't encourage him. In this house, we only condone kindness and caring for others. Right, Patton?"

He looked to Patton.

"Well if he would say something, then-"

" yu!"

Thomas looked amgy, but his baby face made it almost impossible to not say "aw". The entire room was silent for a few moments before Remus exploded into laughter.