Oh it was you? I'm sorry. You want a review? Ha! It depends. I'm really picky on what I review.
Rules before moving on:
I will not review anything with a rating.
What I will probably review:
Poetry (Probability Rate = 9/10) -
I would rather prefer poetry with breaks and spaces. I might review the other kinds of poetry, but I highly doubt it.
I also recommend not asking me to review work that has the words all mumbo jumbo. What I mean is something like this:
Hello.
I'm testing something.
Please don't do something like this.
Is that clear?
Novels (Probability Rate = 5/10) -
I might not review your novel. If you would like a good chance, then please make it the beginning. Otherwise, it is a probability rate of 0.1/10. Also, I might read the letter type that's been pretty popular recently.
If it's long, then I might not review. If a lot of people who made some really good reviews have already reviewed on your novel, I might not review.
Okay? Everything stuck in your brain? Good. I'm moving on.
Short Stories (Probability Rate = 6/10) -
The reason why the probability rate is higher than the "novel" rate is because they are short and sweet.
I will probably review the letter type like I mentioned. What else... oh, and I forgot to say I might not review work that's really good. I could comment on them. I am always just simply left speechless.
What I Will Probably Not Review:
Romance (Probability Rate = 0/100) -
Honestly, I hate romantic mushy stuff. I'm not alone.
Lyrics (Probability Rate = 1/10) -
I am not good with these things. -.- I will fail if you ask me.
Articles (Probability Rate = 0.1/10) -
I just don't seem to be comfortable with these things.
Script, Art, and Other (Probability Rate = ?/10) -
These really depend, but it is likely I will say "no".
Horror (Probability Rate = 4/10) -
I just don't get a long with horror. You can try though.
Did these rules hit you hard with depression?
Give your stories a try... except for romance. I still might review them.
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