But I will give you reviews.
(You win, you lose some, I guess.)
Conditions
- -Please post your link in response. Include the text type (short story, poem, etc) and the genre.
-Please do a general proof-read. I love grammar and spelling too much to witness it at the guillotine and it will make me cry. If you don't proofread, I will cry but also give you a strict grammar/spelling lesson. Of course, sometimes you miss things but I really don't want to be reading something with a spelling mistake in every word or commas being used consistently as periods.
-Keep in mind that sometimes I get busy. I will try my best to review promptly, but life likes to meddle sometimes, as we all know.
-Please reply to my review or send me a message or anything that acknowledges that you have received my review, read it, and appreciated/disliked it. When I put in my hard work, I like to know that it didn't go to waste.
-If you give me a deadline to work with (ex: "I need this reviewed in 24 hours for a competition!"), I will try my best but I can't promise anything.
Yes, I will happily review...
- Short stories
Chapters/novels*
Articles/essays
Maybe I will review...
- Poetry (I can do it, but it might not be super spectacular)
Lyrics (I approach them as poetry, with some leniency towards repetition etc)
No, I absolutely will not review, under any circumstances...
- Recipes for disaster
Scripts (I don't know enough about it)
Grammatical torture
Anything horror
My favourite genres are romance (bribe me with your love), historical fiction, general fiction, drama, humour/satire, and sometimes fantasy (it really depends). I can do sci-fi but never in a million years will I do the horror that is horror.
Now, ask away!
*Chapters/novels: If you link me to the 45th chapter, I will review the 45th chapter and that is it. Please don't expect me to read the first 44 unless you ask very politely. If you really want me to review an entire novel, message me instead and we'll sort out the particulars.
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