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Happy Birthday, Teenager

sarahjane97 · 2011-04-28T02:57:43Z

Happy Birthday, my child! You’re now officially a teen. And according to the public, you’re impulsive and obscene. Forgive this stereotype of your age group as a whole, but you're now a sulky misfit with a dark and violent soul. You’re a juvenile delinquent and a menace to society. You’re crazy, instantaneous, rebellious, and rioty. You’re a room-dwelling skulker and a creature of the night, who stays out at odd hours and sleeps when it’s light. You’re in a constant dark mood; you’re either upset or you’re mad. You’re a master of sarcasm— Gee thanks a lot, Dad! But even though you’re a vandal and a spreader of litter, you’re still the parent’s first call when they're in need of a sitter!

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Thu May 05, 2011 1:09 am

sapphirewednesday says... · Thu May 05, 2011 1:09 am

Haha! This is great! I really loved reading the clever rhyming, really brought a smile to my face! Great work! Thanks so much for sharing, I'll have to read this to MY mom haha.

-sapphirewednesday<3

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