Ha, that poem rocks! I agree with what Jabber said about not feeling anything for it (except amusement), but it's hilarious that this was on a bag of grapes.
You know, the first time I read through, it really irked me. But you know? Now I really like it ^_^ It's just a different way of thinking around things ^_^
I have a Gumbie Cat in mind, her name is Jennyanydots; Her coat is one of the tabby kind,with tiger stripes and leopard spots. — T.S. Eliot, Old Possum's Book of Practical Cats