Razorblade_Saint wrote:Oh god. This has the potential to become one of those epic YWS inside jokes.
Or just plain epic.
nymphidius wrote:This story is a true form of LITERARY TERRORISM!!!
Imagine, if you will, a monkey. A monkey who sits in the zoo all day and eats donuts and, for some reason, reads the newspaper while picking his toes with his teeth. This has nothing to do with the story, we just wanted to see if you can imagine it, because it’s good practice for The Drama That Is To Come, which, from the capitalized letters, you can tell that it’s very dramatic.