Young Writers Society

"That which does not kill me, prolongs the inevitable."

"If you fail once, then try again. If you fail a hundred times, start to wonder, but if you fail thousands upon thousands of times, try something else."

Some from the despair site:

The best leaders inspire by example. When that's not an option, brute intimidation works pretty well, too.

When the winds of change blow hard enough, the most trivial of things can become deadly projectiles.

There are no stupid questions, but there are a LOT of inquisitive idiots.

Let's agree to respect each others views, no matter how wrong yours may be.

And from IBS.com (internetbumperstickers.com - great site):

You are here (X).

Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.

Dont believe everything you think.

If at first you dont succeed, redefine success.

Never do anything you wouldnt want to explain to the paramedics. (words to live by, LMAO)

If cats could talk, they wouldnt.

One more, which is pretty amusing:

Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will pee on you while you sleep.

My cat DID poop on my cousin while he slept.

Only two things are infinite-the universe and human stupidity, and I am not so sure about the universe"
-Albert Einstein

Man is the only animal that blushes-or has reason to

All men can fly, sadly only in one direction-down

Think of it as evolution in action-sign above popular suiside jump spot

the problem with the gene pool is there is no life guard

upon hearing about charles darwin's book "The orgin of Species the alarmed wife of the bishop exclaimed "Decended from the apes! My dear, let us hope it is not true, but if it is let us pray it will not become generally known."

Mine is in my sig.